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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't labor over personal matters you cannot change. Concentrate on work and you will advance. Putting in long hours and paying attention to detail will put you ahead of the competition. A professional look will add to your marketability.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You'll dazzle everyone with your astute way of explaining and presenting what you have to offer. Networking will help you seal a deal or obtain information you need to move forward with something or someone you want to pursue.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do a little soul-searching, and make a list of the things you must do to make your life better. Start with your home, family, and obligations, and you will discover a way to ease your stress and improve your lifestyle.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Do something out of the ordinary. A change of scenery or trying a new activity will motivate you to expand your circle of friends and make a positive move toward a better future. Life is what you make it.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Be careful not to get in someone's way. You have to protect your reputation and avoid getting involved in gossip. Work hard to complete any job or responsibility you've been given. Show strength, courage, accountability, and integrity.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You are in a much better position than anticipated. Don't hold back, waiting to see what everyone else does. Be a leader ? stand up and speak to your peers. You can make a difference. Opportunities will develop if you take charge.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Money matters may be of concern if you have taken on too much debt. Set up a budget you can live with, or sell off assets to ease your stress. Sizing down will enable you to establish a better opportunity to move forward.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Communication will result in a chance to partner with someone. Whether it is a personal or professional relationship you seek, you will connect with people who can contribute something worthwhile. Equality should be your goal.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Haste makes waste. Slow down, and leave nothing to chance. Relax, and let things fall into place naturally. Force will backfire and leave you feeling defeated. Put time and effort into important relationships, not an impossible deadline.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Do something that will improve your living conditions. An investment will pay off, and a chance to show off in front of friends or relatives will boost your reputation and put you in a good position when it comes to personal decisions.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Do whatever it takes to stabilize your financial, emotional, and personal life. It's important not to promise what you can't deliver. Stick to the truth, and open your heart to someone who has been there for you through thick and thin.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Consider past experiences when making a personal decision. You have to make the right choice if you expect to find happiness in the future. You cannot base your next move on what others want when it's what you need that counts.

 

 

 

 


Things I learned at the UI:

• If I texted someone every time I got a free condom, I'd go over my unlimited limit.

• I cannot read or write analytically, but I can analyze the shizniz out of the dream I had while sleeping in class.

• How to sneak a Five Dollar Foot Long into class and eat it, too.

• How to inconspicuously but purposefully walk by the sorority girls handing out suckers.

• Straining my eyes to read six pages on one sheet of paper is worth saving 25 cents in printing.

• It costs $70 just for someone to look at the degree audit I've checked 17 times this week alone.

• There is no such thing as optional reading.

• Life sucked before Wikipedia.

• Any game can be made into a drinking game.

• There are probably only three people on this entire campus actually from Chicago.

• I spend more time thinking about what to write my next Ledge about than a 10-page paper worth half my grade.

• I went to college to get a job to pay off my tuition. That makes sense.

Trisha Spence will miss the UI.













 
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