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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Emotional deception will lead to an overdue decision. Don't fear making an impulsive move if it will help you put distance between you and someone or something that has been causing a financial or legal problem. Love is highlighted.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A carefree moment can lead to something out of the ordinary. Enjoy the moment, but don't overdo it. Balance will be necessary if you want to get the most out of an experience for the least amount of money, effort, or debt.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Let your emotions lead the way. Don't become angry, but do express your likes and dislikes in order to get the results needed to move forward. A partnership can be your ticket to a better life or interesting new venture.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Focus on the task at hand. You won't win points talking about what you are supposed to do. Show a little enthusiasm, and make an honest effort to outdo any competition you face. Embrace a challenge, and make a good impression.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make a last-minute change. A new perspective will lift your spirits and motivate you to engage in a pursuit that can alter your life. Don't sit back; let your experience and knowledge lead you to the winner's circle.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will pick up valuable information from a seasoned colleague. You can push for what you want, but don't pressure someone or make demands that can lead to a lack of support or a falling-out with someone you need in your life.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take control, and make things happen. Partnerships will thrive if you communicate and formulate what you want to see transpire. Short trips will inspire you to make a promise that will dictate how you proceed. Love is in the stars.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may not see eye-to-eye with someone you are in a relationship with. You can move forward if you are willing to compromise, making your everyday routine far more conducive to reaching your set goals.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't get angry. Be realistic, and look at the statistics. Once you are fully aware of the consequences involved, you can make a move that will position you positively. Change is necessary and must not be put off.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Focus on what you can do to secure your home, family, and financial situation. Investment purchases or sales will be your ticket to a better future. Don't let an emotional matter come between you and your destination.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Good fortune will be yours if you put your effort into a plan that encourages securing a better future by utilizing your skills in a more diverse manner. Socializing will lead to a connection with someone who will help stabilize your life.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Emotional blackmail is prevalent. Whether you are applying or receiving pressure, it is important not to continue down such a destructive path. A remembered experience will help you get back on track and avoid making the same mistake.

 

 

 

 


Literature-Theme Parties:

• William Shakespeare Party: Your guests keep slipping dirty jokes into epic soliloquies about the meanings of their lives. Both sets of identical twins you've invited arrive disguised as the opposite sex for incredibly tenuous reasons. Everyone is in love with everybody else, so you play matchmaker; by the evening's end you've abjured your vodka and buried it certain fathoms under the earth. A cavalcade of Scottish kings haunts your sleep, regardless.

• Stanislaw Lem Party: A few hours into your party, you are compelled to invent the Machine That Can Mix Any Drink Beginning with the Letter V to prove a philosophical point. Robot space pirates steal it. You learn a valuable moral lesson. Everyone has a pun for a name.

• Herman Melville Party: The catering firm would prefer not to. You seek obsessive revenge through actions pregnant with Christian imagery. Everyone agrees your party blows.

• Umberto Eco Party: The booze goes missing halfway through the party. You proceed to investigate, but find out that by now all your witnesses are so unbelievably drunk they could just as well be speaking Latin. Everyone has strong feelings about God and Aristotle. To escape their debate, you have a casual sexual encounter with someone, but come next morning, you simply cannot remember their name. You're only able to find your underwear through contextual clues.

• H.G. Wells Party: Your party takes place at your private island, where you have retreated with 1,800 cases of Belgian beer to discover the extreme limit to the plasticity of the human liver. The guests are all total animals. By the end of the day, you're convinced you're invisible.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Han Kauppila for collaborating on today's Ledge.













 
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