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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Make personal changes that better suit your current situation. A conservative approach to business will help you secure your position. Put pressure on someone who could potentially ruin your plans if a contribution isn't made on time.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Mix business with pleasure. Showing your playful side will help build better relationships and ensure that you get the help you require when you need it. Orchestrate a face-to-face conversation if an important deal begins to teeter.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotions will be difficult to control, posing a personal problem. Listen to complaints, and observe the situation before taking steps to rectify the problem. You aren't likely to get more than one chance, making your timing and choices crucial.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Do your best to follow through with your plans. Don't allow anyone to make you feel self-conscious about your capabilities. Rely on experience and the information you have gathered, and you will reach your destination.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't complain about your job, or someone will think you aren't right for the position. You have to protect what you've got, not throw it all away. Hard work, dedication, and showing interest will all contribute to a successful future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You've got all the right moves, so don't hesitate to follow through with your plans. A lack of confidence is the only thing standing in your way. Share your thoughts, and you will realize that you have something worthwhile to present.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Personal changes will be easier than anticipated if you sign up for a self-help course. Love is on the rise, and talking about your plans with your current partner or taking part in activities conducive to meeting someone new will pay off.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Concentrate on money matters and professional gains. Letting emotions get in the way of your advancement will lead to regrets in the future. You may have to work with someone you don't trust in order to get what you want.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't start something you cannot finish. A problem with relatives or friends will occur if you are too aggressive. Keeping an open mind and letting others voice an opinion will make it easier to get others to accept your ideas.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can wheel and deal all you want. Someone is likely to make last-minute changes that will upset your plans. Spend more time securing your position by working on projects that don't require the help of others. Success will be your payback.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You'll have to put up with interference. Listen to what's being suggested, and combine it with what you feel works for you. At the end of the day, accomplishing what you set out to do will be the bottom line.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let anger lead to a mistake you'll regret. Do what you can to reach your goals without being sidetracked by what others want you to do. Someone from your past will offer you an opportunity you cannot refuse.





Reasons not to live in Iowa City if you grew up here:

• The dude who works at the porno store remembers you from kindergarten.

• Your wife will grow weary of continued regaling about the "Golden Age of the Coralville Strip."

• Your high-school teachers still remember what a complete smart ass you were, and they retaliate by taking it out on your kids. (But, to be fair, your kids do take after you.)

• You can recall every building ever demolished in Iowa City, but you get lost in the UI Hospitals and Clinics.

• Everyone knows that your greatest triumph in high school was "almost" getting a picture of Eddie Haskell inserted as yours in the senior yearbook.

• You still can't buy a beer at the Mill because you tried to use a fake ID there when you were 14 and are still subject to a lifetime ban.

• If you do anything dishonest, illegal, or in plain bad taste, someone will always tell your mother.

• You're the local loser successful friends look up when they are back from LA at Christmas.

• The deadbeats who stiffed you for tips on your paper route are now respected senior citizens and/or on the City Council… and probably still all pricks.

• You really feel old because nobody tries to sell you pot at Gabe's anymore.

• You just can't shake your rabid hatred of City High.

Duncan Stewart lived here as a child but never grew up.

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