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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Communication will enhance your love life. Discussing concerns will allow you to make the changes necessary to build a healthy and strong relationship. Interviews, sharing ideas, and working alongside your peers will lead to advancement.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take action. You need to move forward and take on any challenge with courage and conviction. Your efforts will not go unnoticed, and they should help you attract the type of support you want. Networking will help you discover important knowledge.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotional matters will surface and must be taken care of before they spin out of control. Concerns regarding personal finances will force you to make a choice that will alter the way you do things or how you live your life.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't wait for others to join in. Make constructive changes. A partnership or proposal is likely to be offered if you are progressive and productive. Once you make up your mind, stick to it, or someone will lose confidence in you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Being stubborn will hinder you. Work out differences you have with peers or colleagues, or you will be frowned upon. Your ideas are good, but you have to sell them with charm and prove that you are on the right track.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't let personal matters slow you down. Focus on what's important. Learning, improving, and accomplishing things that will help you advance should take top priority. Invest in the skills and services you can offer.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Enjoy the company of people who share your interests. A business trip will pay off. Sign up for a course to pick up information or skills that will enable you to diversify what you have to offer. Love is in the stars.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Ask for advice and discuss financial options with someone you trust. You may have to work out an arrangement with someone who will enable you to cut your costs. Creative accounting and budgeting will pay off, strengthening your reputation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Not everyone will give you trustworthy information. Find out the facts firsthand before you make a move. Changes at home will encourage better relationships with the people you are emotionally or professionally in partnership with.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep your thoughts to yourself. Impulsive statements will lead to trouble. Put energy and effort into making improvements to your surroundings and your physical and financial well-being. Action will be far more effective than words.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make a commitment to the people who count in your life. Steady progress can be made if you set guidelines that will help you stay on course until you reach the finish line. Don't set unrealistic goals. Love and romance are on the rise.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Listen carefully, and you will not make a mistake or misinterpret what's being said. It's important to understand what's expected of you and what you will get in return before you make a decision to accept or decline an offer being made.

 

 

 

 


Why Obama should be UI prez:

• Ability to call in an air strike on the opposing team's sideline in the fourth quarter.

• Could provide employment opportunities for frat boys when assembling his security detail, because they already know about hookers and blow.

• Superior oratory skills might actually keep people awake during the graduation speeches.

• Could exercise powers of executive privilege to keep student-athlete sex scandals covered up.

• Would make MUS:1333 (Al Green Appreciation) a required course for all music majors.

• Controls predator drones, knows where Stephen Bloom is.

• Like much of the student population, is also "from Chicago."

• Poli-Sci majors would have some semblance of an excuse to be Poli-Sci majors.

• Every Thanksgiving, he could pardon our football team.

• Running backs trying to transfer out of the program could be designated as "enemy combatants."

• Might get Bill Clinton to play sax at Mission Creek.

• Would allow graduates to continue using their HawkID as a credit card until they're 26.

• "Oh, you're five years into your Ph.D. and $100K in debt with student loans? LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE QUALIFIES FOR BAILOUT."

• Four words: Joe Biden at FAC.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Mallory, Lindsay, Matt, Brian, Yale, Trisha, Carly, and others for help with today's Ledge, and he apologizes to Sally Mason.













 
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