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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't let the little things get to you. Focus on being productive and accomplishing what you set out to do. A partnership will turn out to be better than anticipated once you sort out who does what. Love is in the stars.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Recall financial experiences you have weathered in the past, and you will find a way to cut costs and regain your balance economically. Keep your plans a secret until you have everything in place. Progressive action will pay off.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Charm mixed with a couple of brilliant ideas will win favors and put you in the running for an interesting proposition. Love is on the rise, and doing something a little different with someone special will enhance your relationship.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Let your creative side take over, and you'll come up with an interesting way to help others. A partnership will gain strength if you share your thoughts and make suggestions. Don't allow impulsive people to interfere.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You will gain power if you pick up additional skills or knowledge. Challenges will add excitement and motivation to your engagements. Moderation will far outweigh overkill. Love is highlighted, and romantic encounters will be spontaneous.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Easy does it. You will have plenty of options, so don't take the first one that comes along. You will do better if you take your time and look at all the possibilities before you make a commitment to anyone or anything.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Go where the action is. You will shine if you get to put your skills, services, or intellect to good use. Love is in the stars, and taking part in something you enjoy will lead to meeting someone who has common interests.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A partnership opportunity will motivate you and inspire a creative approach to what you are trying to accomplish. Revisit an old project, and you will find a way to resurrect it. Profits can be made if you follow through.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Confusion, delays, or detours while traveling can be expected. Focusing on home, family, and having fun will enhance your love life and improve your emotional, financial, and physical well-being. A change to your residence will pay off.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Be careful what you wish for. Not everyone will be happy with your decisions or how you express what you want. Keep a low profile, but do your best to make improvements at home that will benefit everyone around you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Look at your skills, talents, and qualifications; you will come up with an interesting way to make some extra cash. Love and romance are in the stars, and an encounter with someone special will lead to a better lifestyle.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep your thoughts a secret. An emotional discussion will not lead to a solution that is in your best interest. Someone from your past may confuse you by making suggestions that aren't likely to develop or promises that won't be kept.

 

 

 

 


Oh, Like YOU'VE Never …

• Peed in a sink.

• Had a crush on a cartoon ("Master Splinter, you are so wise").

• Put a tiny amount of toothpaste in your mouth so at least it smelled like you brushed your teeth.

• Bought a bobble-head and then ridiculed it for being a yes-man.

• Faked a pet's pregnancy.

• Tasted a squirrel and wanted more.

• Had a crush on a poster ("What's under the robe, Professor Snape?").

• Febreezed your armpits.

• Dumped a guy because his hair was prettier than yours.

• Signed up for ballet hoping to meet football players there to work on their agility.

• Hidden from your parole officer.

• Expressed your rage through a flower arrangement.

• Rubbed a magazine cologne sample on the Japanese body-pillow you've named "Gosling-san."

• Worn a bra under your bra.

• Eaten some Chapstick because it smelled like candy and you were hungry.

• Had a crush on your parole officer ("Carl, I was hiding from us").

Kit Bryant thinks you are the most judgmental person in the world.













 
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