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ARIES (March 21-April 19): By acting on impulse, you will surprise someone who will divulge information you require. Your spontaneity will keep everyone wondering what you'll do next. Variety and diversification are your tickets to success.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Deal with any legal, financial, or health matters quickly. You may have to use a little force if you want to get things done on time and to your specifications. Don't give in to an emotional ploy that will end up costing you financially.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Be realistic regarding the promises you make. If you are too generous with your time, money, or the services you offer, someone will take advantage of you. Problems or opposition will arise if you are too open about your plans.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Hide your emotions from anyone who can influence your position or reputation. Don't deviate from the way you are asked to do things. You will face a no-win situation that must be handled with caution. Compromise will pay off.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Participate in events, and you will be recognized for your skill, talent, and ability to take charge. Love is in the stars, and you can enrich your current relationship with a little romance or find someone special if you are single.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take care of money, health, or legal matters that can influence your home, family, and personal security. Take an interest in political reforms that can affect your lifestyle and environment. Speaking up for your rights will enhance your reputation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Make the first move if it will help you get a deal off the ground or initiate a friendship with someone you want to get to know better or work with. Don't allow a controlling person to hold you back.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take on a challenge; it will motivate you to get involved in larger projects that can lead to monetary and personal gains. Look into making physical or financial alterations that will bring you greater confidence or stability.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A residential move or change will work to your advantage. Changing your surroundings, the way you live, or whom you live with will not please everyone, but it will make you happy. Follow your heart, and live your life your way.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Assess and consider your options before you lay your cards on the table. You are likely to upset someone if you make changes without getting approval first. Focus on self-improvement and keeping the peace for the time being.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You've got what it takes to persuade others to follow your lead. Home-improvement projects will pay off, and love relationships will be enhanced by the changes you make. A skill or service you can offer will bring cash returns.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't be disillusioned by what others say or do. Stick to the truth, and keep your thoughts out in the open. Honesty will be the only route to take if you don't want to suffer a loss. Don't give in to emotional manipulation.

 

 

 

 


Random Movie Thoughts:

The Convoy Rule: Too few film credits begin with the words "Screenplay based on the song …"

• I had forgotten how much of a Christian allegory the Chronicles of Narnia was until I watched The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. The only real difference is that Christ, after his self-resurrection, did not immediately go forth and tear Pilate's throat out with his bare teeth. Though, to be fair, that kind of thing would have kept me going to catechism longer than I did.

The Terminator Rule: If you have a time machine, just say that — there's absolutely no need to get into all the details of how and why.

Citizen Kane: Not the best sledding movie. It's still in my top five, but it's got nothing on Cool Runnings.

• Maybe it's just me, but I expected Cliffhanger to have a more ambiguous ending.

The English Patient Rule: If you have been "meaning to" watch a movie for more than a decade, it's probably not a movie you will actually enjoy.

While You Were Sleeping … is a really sweet movie title, up until the point you realize the end of the thought is "… I started banging Bill Pullman, so now I'm leaving you."

The Tron: Legacy Rule: "Movies should make a least a tiny amount of logical sense" is just, like, your opinion, man.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson and Matt Gorman for contributing jokes to today's Ledge.













 
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