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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Set up interviews, or talk with someone who can help you cut through red tape. Knowing what you are up against will make it easy to adjust your position so you can move in a suitable direction.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Learning on the job or signing up for a course that will enable you to earn more money or meet potential employers should be your goal. Don't be shy. It's OK to let people know what you have to offer.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Protect your health, assets and emotional well-being. It will be easy to get caught in a trap if you have withheld information or made a promise you cannot keep. Fix past mistakes before moving forward.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't let change throw you off your game. Accept whatever comes down the pipeline, and be imaginative in the way you handle matters. Your insight and originality will win you a spot in the forefront. Make your actions count.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your heart is in the right place, and what you do and say will aid you in getting what you need to accomplish your goals. Love is in the stars, and short trips or fraternizing with someone you enjoy being with will bring excellent results.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Pay attention to detail in whatever you do, and you will be appreciated for your originality. Don't let anyone upset your world by coercing you into an argument based on fictitious rumors. Stick to the truth, and back away from fair-weather friends.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Put your heart on the line. Keeping secrets or hiding facts will lead to sorrow. Clear the air, and the changes that occur will be to your advantage. Let go of someone who or something that isn't good for you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Unpredictability surrounds you. Ask questions, and flush out any potential threats. Don't put up with uncertainty. Make whatever decision is necessary to stabilize your life personally and professionally. It's up to you to make the first move.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Emotional matters will be difficult to control. Evading issues will only make your life more difficult. You are best to face whatever problem comes your way head-on before it spins out of control. Honesty will be the best policy, even though it's a cliché.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Hold your ground, and keep things as stable as possible. Avoid anyone who conveys uncertainty. Gravitate toward people who have something to offer in return, not those trying to ride on your merits. Charity begins at home.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Fix up your digs, and be readily available to the people who have helped you in the past. Making an effort to repay old debts will also reunite you with someone who can help you stay on the right path.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't allow emotional issues to take over, causing you to miss out on an opportunity that could stabilize your life financially and emotionally. A change of scenery or spending time with creative individuals will improve your attitude.

 

 

 

 


Signs you're desperately single:

• Making cards for troops overseas turns into writing your number, email address, and physical description on 52 sheets of construction paper.

• You hit on the guy your friend described as "an unattractive asshole."

• Every time your friend starts talking about her dad, you stop her to ask her if he's hot and/ or single. Or just in Iowa City soon.

• You resorted to speed dating in the Currier multipurpose room.

• eHarmony free communication weekends are now off-limits.

• You start learning sports rules and lingo so you can "bump into" guys at sporting events.

• You hit on your brother's fiancée's brother. That doesn't mean you're related … right?

• You disregard the girl code that tells you not to be interested in your friends' exes.

• Your stash of condoms are expired, and you turn down the Avoid the Stork people when they try to hand you more.

• You accept the tulip a guy just plucked out of his parents' yard.

• You give your best friend's boyfriend your new number before you give it to her.

• You returned your Claddagh ring because you got tired of telling it to quit reminding you.

• You deleted your wedding board on Pinterest.

• You wrote a Ledge about how desperately single you are.

Trisha Spence isn't even gonna say it.













 
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