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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your thoughts private to avoid giving the wrong impression. More attention regarding your accomplishments and work ethic will lead to interesting developments and advancement. Strive for perfection, and you'll acquire satisfaction.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep everything in perspective, especially partnerships. Contribute openly to your interests, and you will meet people able to help you reach your goals. A business trip will bring gratification if you share your intentions and plans.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Collect old debts. Discuss plans to build your assets. Don't leave anything to chance, especially when it comes to money, home, and family matters. A realistic assessment of your current situation will help you stick to a plan that is workable.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Spend more time with people who share your interests and concerns. Collaborating with people just as dedicated as you are will lead to success and advancement. Work in partnership, especially in fixing up your surroundings or environment. Love is highlighted.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Step back and assess before taking action. Overreacting or taking on more than you can handle will not bode well when dealing with personal responsibilities. Take time to nurture your relationships. A change of scenery will do you good.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Embrace whatever you face wholeheartedly. Your willpower and quality control will pay off. There is much to be learned and plenty to gain from any encounter. Challenges will allow you to show off. Love is in the stars.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't procrastinate when it comes to home or personal improvements. You must set your goals and stick to your budget and plans if you want to avoid being criticized. Stick to quality over quantity; less will turn out to be the better choice.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put love first. Nurture both personal and professional partnerships. How you treat others will determine your success. Consideration and moderation will be key when it comes to getting along with others. Use creativity and imagination to prosper.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Welcome change with positive reinforcement. Putting up a fight will lead to confusion and controversy. You will learn by watching how others handle adversity. If you need to use force to get your way, it probably isn't worth your while.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put your heart into home, family, and important relationships. The potential to make a good investment is apparent. Look at your assets and liabilities, and make positive and prosperous changes. Love is highlighted, and romance will enhance your life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Relationships will be tested, and discipline will be required to avoid criticism. Be willing to make changes in order to keep the peace, and you will win favors and support when needed. Compromise and patience will lead to victory.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Reassess your situation, friendships, and partnerships before making a decision. Rely on experience to help you make the best choice. Love and romance are highlighted. Embrace the love of your life, reconnect with someone special, or search for someone new.

 

 

 

 


12 More Animal Stereotypes That Must Stop Now

• Not all polar bears are Coke fiends.

• Not all geckos are refined English chaps who are really into insurance.

• No one ever addresses the elephant in the room. Be a pioneer for understanding. Break the ice.

• Many crocodiles can actually be quite genuine and earnest in their remorse.

• Not all puppies are cute. Ugly and deformed puppies are people, too.

• Many mice aren't that quiet at all. Rodney, for example, won't shut up about how much he hates the constant rat race, how his apartment's a hole in the wall, that his wife is a shrew, etc. …

• Sloths generally get a bad rap for being slow and/or depressed, but how would you feel if you were the only animal named after a deadly sin?

• It may surprise you, but most storks want nothing to do with our babies.

• Not all squirrels are hoarders. But if you know one who is, don't hesitate to get in touch with A&E for a lovely finder's fee.

• Stop comparing people to snails. They just operate on a different schedule, man.

• Foxes are supposedly wily and clever, but have you ever seen their news channel?

• Finally, as we all know, the one animal stereotype that holds true is bears. They are soulless killing machines and should be treated as such.

Will Hartman is with Colbert on this one.













 
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