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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't let that feeling of anxiousness affect your productivity. Once you focus and get started on what you need to accomplish, everything will fall into place. Consistency and creativity will bring excellent results.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Think big, but stick to your budget and abide by the rules. Your tenacity will bring you the returns you desire. Travel, communication, and helping others will lead to greater opportunities and a resurgence of the things you enjoy doing most.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep everything in perspective, regardless of what others do. An honest assessment will help you make the right choices and suggestions. Channel your energy into financial and domestic improvements. Adaptation will make a good impression.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Size up the situation you face, and do whatever you can to keep everything running smoothly. Don't let someone's last-minute decision dismantle your plans or your routine. Concentrate on the one you love most, and live in the moment.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Strut your stuff. You have plenty to gain by stepping into the limelight. A change of scenery will lead to an experience you won't want to miss. A responsibility you took on will pay off in an unusual way. Keep an open mind.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Express your feelings openly, and you will come up with a workable agreement. Don't be afraid to take control of a personal situation. Your no-nonsense attitude will appeal to someone you want to spend more time with.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Ask for a favor if it will help your financial situation. Make changes that will ease your stress and help you gain control of your life. A partnership needs altering if you want to make it work.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Be creative in the way you run your household, and you will attract greater interest from partners, friends, and relatives. Don't limit what you can do in order to accommodate others. It's your life, so do things your way.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Look at your situation honestly, and begin the process of implementing the changes required to make your life better. Happiness begins by making the right choices. Arguing will get you nowhere. Walk away from whatever isn't working out for you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't say what you are thinking, or you will have to defend your position better to ride out the storm and stick close to home. Put a greater emphasis on home-improvement projects and going through your personal papers.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Remembering your past will help you make an important decision about your future. Getting together with old friends or revisiting places or hobbies you used to enjoy will help you move forward.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): An opportunity to put your talents to good use will also encourage an upswing in your earning ability. Turn to someone you used to have a wonderful rapport with and reclaim the friendship you once had. Take the initiative, and enjoy the outcome.





Famous Movie Quote First Drafts:

• "Come with me if you want to live and maybe get ice cream."

• "Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a rootin' tootin' gol-darned [mumble, mumble …]."

• "I'm going to make him an offer he might take up. Or he might not. We'll see."

• "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore — watch where you poop, I don't have any baggies."

• "May the midi-chlorians that reside in all of us be with you."

• "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, but please let go of my hand now."

• "Bond. James Francis 'Doogie' Bond the Third."

• "You can't handle the facts that I'm putting down."

• "I'll have what made her make those noises like that, plus one to go."

• "You're going to need a bigger boat, cause that's one big ass shark."

• "I see dead people. Like you. You're dead, dude. Booga booga."

• "Soylent Green is people, and squirrels, and kitties, and puppy dog tails. I think maybe there's some lizard in there, too."

• "Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never [mmph nom nom] know what [mmph mmm] you're [mmmmm] … chocolate …"

• "Rosebud … was my sled. I loved that sled."

• "Keep your friends close but your enemies in the trunk."

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