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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Embrace change, and let your emotions guide you. Understanding what you need most will enable you to make choices that will influence your future and bring you greater security. Don't be afraid to use a little force to get your way.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Stick to what you know and do best. You'll learn a difficult lesson if you let someone take advantage of you. Don't tempt fate when it comes to traveling or following rules and regulations. Open your heart, not your wallet.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't let others slow you down. Size up your situation, and push forward with your plans. The influence you have will win points and lead to advancement. A favor granted will make a huge difference to the way you progress.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't let a last-minute change upset your world or your future. Be creative — you will come up with a plan that will help you stay on course. You can learn a lot if you observe how others handle responsibility.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You'll be intuitive regarding money and health matters. Follow your gut feeling, and do the responsible thing when it comes to home and family. Sticking to a budget and keeping things simple and moderate will pay off in the end.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Put more emphasis on how you treat others and how you want to be treated in return. Networking will bring good results, and a partnership with someone special will help you stabilize your life and your future. Love is highlighted.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Find ways to compromise. Avoid overindulgence. Let your intuition guide you — you will make choices that bring greater security. An older friend or relative will offer you something you cannot refuse. Old goals can now be achieved.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Home is where the heart is, and with a little finagling, you can make alterations that will add to your comfort and security. Love is on the rise, and making special plans geared toward a better partnership will pay off.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't guess. It's crucial to be absolutely sure before you make a move. Rely on experience, and call in favors from reliable people. Domestic changes will give you a new lease on life.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take your time. Jumping to conclusions will lead to a mishap that can affect your reputation. Concentrate on building your equity and putting more time and effort into your surroundings and relationships. Love is in the stars.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Someone will let you down if you are too trusting. Don't share your secrets or take on too much. Keep things simple, and steer clear of anyone who is overindulgent physically or financially. Make choices for the right reason, not for someone else.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Dream a little dream, and make it a reality. Be creative, and follow a path that allows you to be unique and original. Someone you consider to be gifted will want to contribute to your goals. A partnership will pay off.

 

 

 

 


13 Animal Stereotypes That Must Stop Now

• Not all fleas are "dirty circus bugs."

• Kangaroos are good at many sports, not just boxing.

• Despite their appearance, raccoons are not bandits. And those that are, it's probably for a good cause.

• Not all fish have drinking problems. Only the Irish ones.

• Dogs have a reputation for being loyal, but reputations can be abused. All I'm saying is: Don't ever give your bank PIN to your dog.

• Not all pigs are disgusting, slovenly creatures. I seem to recall a group of pigs doing a fine job of running a farm once.

• Sure, all reptiles are cold-blooded, but many are also hopeless romantics.

• Fat-shaming whales, cows, and hippopotami is no longer acceptable. This bullying must stop.

• Stop asking every owl you see for sage advice. They've got their own stuff to deal with, all right? Let 'em be.

• Not all monkeys are the party animals they're cracked up to be. Some just want to enjoy a nice snifter of cognac at the typewriter and try their paw at iambic pentameter.

• Consider this: How would you feel if ducks made ridiculous "human faces" in all of their Facebook pics?

• Sheep aren't always easily swayed and gullible. Once they get the facts, they usually make the right decision.

• Many honey badgers do give a shit, very much so.

WILL HARTMAN speaks for the fleas.













 
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