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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You'll be quick to judge and be judged. Take your time, and consider all sides of a situation before you do something you will regret. Focus on commitment, setting new goals, and being positive, especially when dealing with relationships.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Talk openly about your feelings and what you would like to see happen. Once you explain your intentions and plans, you will get the support you need. An unusual connection to someone with the type of expertise required will develop.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Confusion is present. Dig deep to get to the bottom of a situation that has left you feeling uncertain about your future. Find out where you stand so you can make adjustments. Stay ahead by being informed.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Do something unusual to take your mind off your troubles. Avoid anyone who is unpredictable or trying to cause a commotion. Don't take on responsibilities that don't belong to you or that have the potential to cause unwanted stress.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Socializing and looking for adventure should be your goal. Short trips, spending time with others, or learning something new will contribute to your enjoyment and lead to an encounter with someone you want to get to know better or do business with.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Tie up loose ends, and enjoy a little downtime with the people you love most. Good fortune is in the stars. Address legal or health issues head-on, and do your best to apply any financial changes that will improve your assets.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Think before you say something that won't go over well with your associates. Keeping your peers happy will be a chore, but it will pay off with the help and support you receive in return. Domestic changes will be beneficial.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Plan your actions strategically, and you will get everything you desire. The connection you enjoy with someone will lead to a better understanding of what you want and what you can expect in the future. Good fortune is within reach.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You will face opposition if you aren't precise. Don't leave anything to the imagination if you don't want to end up defending your position. A personal change will not turn out as planned. Take care of your needs first.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stick to what you know and do best. Use your imagination, and you will come up with something unique and innovative. Focus on home, family, and building a better life. Your financial input will help your personal investments grow.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Use charm to get your way. You can stabilize your life and your future by making a commitment that will enable you to improve your skills and knowledge. A chance to raise your income is apparent. Love is highlighted.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let an emotional matter in your personal life stand in your way or lower your productivity. Concentrate on what counts and what will get you ahead. Don't miss out because someone is putting unreasonable demands on you.

 

 

 

 


Instructions … Bah, I Say, Bah

• Prompted over the phone: "Enter your code, followed by the pound or hash sign." But which one is better, the pound or the hash sign?

• Automatic Caution Doors don't work; they never give me any warning at all.

• At checkout lanes, when paying by debit card, the readout asks if "this amount is OK?" This is negotiable now?

• If I follow the directions on my medication and take "X" amount every "Y" hours, then I will eventually exceed the recommended maximum dosage for a 24-hour period. Hmph, who wants to live forever, anyway?

• Why are "slower traffic, use right lane" signs on the right side of the interstate?

• "Let stand one minute in microwave." It's just sitting there — how do I get it to stand?

• My stove has a "stop time" button. But either it's broken, or I have high quantum expectations.

• Yes, I have stopped at a stop sign and waited for the light to change. What of it?

• You should be able to text people via their license plates. When someone is driving distractedly, I'm want to be able to send a strongly worded text.













 
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