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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get down to business. You can make a lasting impression by utilizing your skills and incorporating detail and precision. An energetic and aggressive approach will ensure that you outshine the competition. Love is in the stars.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Operate as a team player. Share your ideas, and listen to suggestions. A give-and-take attitude will lead to greater accomplishments. Open up, express your feelings, and you will find out where you stand and what your options are.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Not everyone will be open with you. Before you make a move, you'd be wise to discuss your concerns and incorporate stipulations that will cover you should someone renege or hold back information you require to make a decision.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Take greater interest in what everyone around you is doing, and you will avoid making an impulsive mistake. Progressive action regarding your position and partnerships will encourage favors, goodwill, and success. Home improvements will pay off.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Listen, but don't put too much value on what's said. It's important to maintain your position and to show confidence when dealing with peers. A matter regarding a personal arrangement should be dealt with before it has a chance to escalate.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Travel, learning, and expanding your philosophical, religious, or psychological awareness will help you get ahead personally and professionally. Changing your environment will alter your perspective regarding what you've done in the past and what you can do in the future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Charm will help pave the way to success. You can make your assets grow by improving your surroundings or downsizing to fit your budget. Welcome change; it will give you greater freedom of choice. Love and romance are highlighted.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can make things happen if you don't limit the possibilities. Believe in you and your ability to get things done. Step into the limelight, and address the situations you face head-on to win support and impress someone influential.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Honesty will be the issue when it comes to friendships. Not living up to your promises will hurt your reputation and leave you in an awkward position. Open up, and let any decision that is being made be based on truth.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Organize your schedule, and you will be able to fulfill both personal and professional responsibilities. A moneymaking deal that will influence your home, family, and living arrangements is apparent. Steer clear of unfaithful romantic temptation.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep things simple. Too much of anything, including your opinion, will get you into trouble when dealing with friends, relatives, or neighbors. Consider your attributes, and you will find your niche.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Stick to what you know and the people you are most familiar with in order to reach your goals. A chance to partner with someone from your past will open doors to future prospects. Share your interests, thoughts, and plans for the future.

 

 

 

 


Signs you're drunk

• Your purse is filled with ashtrays and Budweiser steins.

• You can't remember if your face is numb from when you got caught guessing how many rolls a girl had or $1 Cherry Bombs.

• You're sitting at your girlfriend's computer at 3:30 am in her shorts and mini T writing a Ledge.

• You yell out, "I can't even taste it anymore," after doing shots of Hawkeye vodka.

• It's 1:45 a.m. on a Friday, and all you can think about is a greasy grilled-cheese sandwich.

• You're driving a boat, but the only captain you're taking orders from is Captain Morgan.

• You realize that the Facebook group "Hawkeyes For Sexy Monkeys" is more a way of life than a catchy saying.

• You start to question the logic of minors admitted before 10 p.m. but FAC from 2-9 p.m.













 
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