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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Settle down before you make a mistake. Misunderstandings are apparent, and emotional upset will escalate. Counteract your impulsive reactions by keeping busy and steering clear of anyone who may get your dander up. Make love, not war.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Put more effort into friendships, learning, and expanding your interests. The more you do for others, the better you will feel about who you are and what you are capable of doing. A new beginning will change your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do for others what you expect in return. Don't give in to anyone trying to make you look bad. Rise above controversy, and make the most of your day by using your skills and charm to win favors and excel.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Follow through with a creative idea, or sign up for a class that will allow you to use your imagination. Communicate to bring about changes you feel are necessary to a healthy relationship with a friend, relative, or neighbor.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Live a little; bring some excitement into your life. A last-minute change of plans or visiting a place you've never been before will be a great catalyst to get you moving in a new direction. Love and romance are highlighted.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Put more emphasis on money matters and how you can make assets grow and liabilities disappear. Change is required, and opportunity is present, so don't hesitate to take advantage of a chance to stabilize your future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't give in to intimidation. Take control, and make up your own mind regarding what you want and how you are going to get it. Re-evaluate an important relationship. Equality will help rekindle the connection.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put your heart on the line. Let the people in your life know how you feel and what you intend to do. Opportunity will develop if you share your ideas. Consider partnering with someone who can contribute to your success.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You can make a difference at home if you do your best to contribute to changes that keep everyone happy. Refrain from trying to manipulate a situation that must be allowed to develop naturally. Love is in the stars.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Get in touch with people you have worked with in the past. Don't let the expectations of others get you down. You have to do what works best for you. Experience will help you make the right choice now.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Making a lifestyle change and hanging out with different people will do you good. A chance to try something new or to put your skills to work is apparent. Once you get started, many doors will open. Love is on the rise.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be honest about your capabilities. If you cannot live up to the picture you've painted, you will ruin your chance to work with someone special. Your willingness to take direction and learn from others will make a difference.

 

 

 

 


Lesson Learned in Risk:

• International trade is complex and difficult, particularly because all ships sailing to Europe must pass through Greenland.

• Germany might have won World War II if Hitler had just finished Europe before trying to conquer Russia and North Africa. He would have gotten five extra armies per turn. Rookie mistake.

• Life is simpler when the Middle East is one united region.

• The person who named Canada could spell Alberta and Ontario, but not Québec. Eastern Canada is beautiful this time of year.

• If you live in Australia, make friends with Vietnamese people. You can't ever leave without going through them.

• Japan has roughly the same strategic value as Madagascar.

• Egypt is the only country on the African mainland that anyone knows by name. Because of the presence of East, Central, and North Africa, I'm pretty sure South Africa was just a lucky guess.

• The words Eastern Australia and Western Australia are longer than the continent of Australia when next to each other. They must overlap to fit. And that, my friends, is the origin of the non-natural border.

• America only needs military bases in Greenland, Brazil, and Alaska to defend itself. Anything else is superfluous. Let's see you strike now, Steve, you overly confident fool.

Chuck Kirk swears there was no collusion.













 
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