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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Concentrate on you for a change. Do something that will make you feel good, look good and bring good results. Re-evaluate your relationships with people you deal with daily to find ways to improve or discontinue each connection.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You can only do so much. Find ways to restore something that has meaning to you. Whether it's a relationship, a group affiliation, or even a plan that has taken a wrong turn, you can make a difference with positive reforms.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You'll face confusion, dishonesty, and poor advice if you listen to someone who is jealous of you. Do your best to remain positive and to strive for success. Your ability to stay on course and reach your destination will impress the right people.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Discussing your plans with someone you respect will result in suggestions that fit your budget and your emotional, mental, and physical comfort zones. A unique offer from someone special will fill in whatever is missing from your plans.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Socializing and getting to know new acquaintances should be your intent, but that doesn't mean you should pick up the tab, overspend, overindulge or overdo in an attempt to win popularity. Strive for equality, not ownership.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Travel or sign up for a seminar or conference that interests you. Getting involved in activities that are challenging can take your mind off your problems, easing your stress and helping you come to terms with what you must do.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The more time you spend with colleagues, clients, or classmates, the better. Take whatever opportunity you get to discuss what's required of you to ensure that you are on the right track and that you don't let anyone down, including yourself.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make overdue alterations to your living quarters, and you will be able to start a new hobby. A creative outlet will give you plenty to talk about and push you in a social direction that will bring you in contact with like-minded people.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Choose your words carefully. Take action rather than discussing your plans. Someone is sure to disagree with what you want to do and make your life difficult should you try to pursue your dreams. Love is on the rise.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Look at your past, and consider the choices you made. You will come up with a good solution that will enable you to retrieve what you left behind and rid yourself of the things you still have but no longer need.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Do what you can to help others, but don't go into debt doing so. A change that someone from your past makes will make an impression on you that helps you move in a new direction as well. A partnership can be beneficial.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Sensitive emotional issues must be handled carefully. Much can be accomplished if you are reasonable. An unusual suggestion will help with regard to how you earn your living. Understanding and patience will be necessary.

 

 

 

 


How I Celebrated Play Tennis Day:

• Wrestled with my dog for three hours to get my tennis ball back.

• Put my tennis ball and my shirt in the dryer to get rid of the dog slobber.

• Decided to just steal the tennis balls off of my neighbor's walker.

• Retrieved my tennis racquet from under my pillow (where I store it in case of an intruder).

• Made note to re-plaster the wall that got in the way of me attacking my shadow.

• Found my high-school yearbook and reminisced on the good ol' days of after-school tennis practice.

• Was thankful that I was yearbook editor and chose the pictures where my butt looked best.

• Watched YouTube videos of the Williams sisters and worked to perfect my grunting.

• Dug through my closet to find my old high-school tennis team T-shirt and sweatpants.

• Wondered whether my mom's dryer was stronger than mine or if my butt grew.

• Decided to wear some cute pink yoga pants instead.

• Caught my reflection in the mirror.

• Decided I shouldn't have broken my New Year's resolution so early.

• Put the sweatpants back on; decided to return the yoga pants.

• Decided to stay home and just play tennis on my Wii … from my couch.

Trisha Spence wasn't meant to play singles.













 
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