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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take a serious look at your personal and financial situation, and you will come up with a great way to improve both. Love is highlighted, and making a commitment that will help you adjust your expenditures will lead to less stress and a brighter future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Size down, take care of pending problems, and get your priorities straight. It's how you proceed and the people you allow into your circle that will make the difference. Think creatively, and you will find a better way to move forward.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You'll be torn between what you want to do and what you should do. Don't let your emotions take over, or you will fall short, regardless of choice. Organization and pulling in favors will allow you to satisfy your responsibilities and your desires.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Concentrate on your responsibilities, and you will be successful. You'll attract someone you are trying to impress. A change in an important relationship will enable you to get further ahead and build a solid base for future collaboration.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Gather people with similar goals together, and you will be able to get twice as much done. The impact you have on others will result in more responsibility. Make sure you are up for the challenge before you accept. Love is highlighted.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't count on anyone for anything. Do your own thing, and refuse to let anyone interfere in your business. Problems at home will escalate, and arguments are likely to paralyze your plans. Misrepresentation is apparent.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't rely on others when you are better equipped to take care of business. A change in a relationship will leave you in a battle for power that isn't likely to end well. Keep your distance from anyone trying to bully you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make alterations to your home that will ease stress or help reduce your overhead. Creative input will result in a better understanding between you and someone you want to spend more time with. Collaborate, and you will advance.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your emotions will escalate. Avoiding the inevitable will lead to problems. Speak honestly, and get on with your life. A change at home or in your personal life will make a huge difference to your disposition and success.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Avoid anyone making impractical or unpredictable changes. You need to keep your life and direction as stable as possible if you want to bypass someone taking you for granted. Don't let love cost you. Offer suggestions, not cash.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Look at your past work record, and you will quickly realize what direction to take now. Gather information regarding courses or people sharing your interests, and collaborate in order to get the most for the least.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be reasonable. Not everyone you talk to will give you an honest opinion. Secret encounters or information will not benefit you in the long run. Someone from your past will be your barometer regarding how you should proceed.

 

 

 

 


An Ultimate player's pet peeves:

• Having to repeatedly explain that Ultimate is not "disc golf." And no, I don't want to hear about that one time you "got high and played 18 holes at Turkey Creek."

• People who think Ultimate is played with crappy plastic discs similar to the ones given out by Campus Activities Board and CHeBA Hut. (Seriously, how many failed 5-yard passes will it take before they give up and go buy a decent disc from Iowa Book?)

• The way every guy I meet insists that he and six of his buddies can beat my team. We may be girls, but we finished fifth in the nation last year. The answer is "no," bro, we do not accept your challenge (and it's not because we're afraid of losing — it's because it'd be a waste of our time).

• When people tell me how much they love tossing a Frisbee with their dog as if it is somehow similar to my sport.

• Telling my professor I have to reschedule a test due to traveling to an Ultimate tournament and getting unbridled laughter as a response.

• For the two days after indoor practice in the Bubble, finding random tiny black pieces of rubber imbedded in my shoes, socks, backpack, bed, shower, and lady bits.

• A disc can hold five cans of beer, but it can't adequately hide my cheat sheets on exam day.

Andrea K. Uhl is in no way associated with Andrew R. Juhl.













 
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