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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Follow your dreams. Don't let anyone interfere with your plans. Get whatever work you are responsible for out of the way, and focus on your personal accomplishments. Success is within reach, but you do have to put in extra time and effort.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get involved in new hobbies, activities, and interests. Share with others, and get to know coworkers, peers, or social-network friends better. The more diverse you become, the more you will enjoy what life has to offer.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Honesty will be required, especially when dealing with an employer, colleague, or interviewer. You have plenty to offer without exaggerating. Using your skills uniquely is your strong point and should be the angle you project.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Refrain from getting involved in an activity, challenge, or event for the wrong reason. You have to be true to you. Follow your own path; discover and develop the skills that will help you get ahead personally or professionally.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Forget about an emotional conflict you have with someone so you can move forward. Don't waste good opportunities sulking or fretting over something you cannot change. Your happiness and success is the best way to let go of the past.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Expand your knowledge and the network of people you share with, and you will find a way to change your status and improve your financial position. A change to your residence will add to your comfort, as long as you don't overspend impulsively.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Look at the facts. Don't be fooled by what others say or do. Tally up the pros and cons and what works for you. Look at your options, and base your decisions on your situation, not someone else's plans.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Trust in what you do well, and promote your talents to a wider range of companies, clients, and people in general. A connection you made networking will come in handy now. Don't be afraid to ask for favors.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Truth is important. Whether it's you or the person you are dealing with, deception is apparent and will lead to loss of friendship, money, or reputation. Precise communication and asking questions when in doubt will spare you unnecessary setbacks.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Think outside the box, and you will come up with a surprising plan that will give you an advantage when dealing with friends and colleagues. Your insight will come from past experience. Stick to your principles and plans, even if others don't.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep your emotions out of any decision you have to make. Your choice of people and the path you are considering will not be in your best interest. You can accomplish far more if you scale down and move forward on your own.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Rely on trustworthy people from your past. Information received from outsiders will be sketchy and costly. Concentrate on tried-and-true methods you feel comfortable pursuing. A financial partnership will turn sour. Protect your assets.

 

 

 

 


Valentine's Day cards you don't want to receive:

• "I've fallen in love many times, but always with you. Well, mostly with you. And Eva Longoria. But you're a really close second."

• "Just wanted to send love and laughter to a special friend. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find her address, and this card cost $2.50, so hope things are OK with you and stuff, I guess."

• "Happy Day of Your Conception. Love, Mom and Dad."

• "I may be away, but even as we're apart, distance can never change the love in my heart … But meeting someone better can. His name is Tyrone. Please send my things."

• "Of all the girls I lie to and cheat on, you are by far my favorite."

• "L is for the Love you show each and every day. O is for the One who almost got away; V is for the Venereal disease with which I'm now infected, and E is for the breakup that is now Expected. Happy V(D)-Day."

• "While you may not have the key to my heart, you do have the key to a Benz, and that is good enough for me."

"Happy Valentine's Day, honey. –P.S., I know you love conversational hearts, but in an attempt to have more honest communication, that dress DID make you look fat, and this card had fewer calories."

Nicole Quist choo-choo-chooses you.













 
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