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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Contact someone from your past. Calling in a favor will make something you want to achieve much easier. Don't give in to anyone asking for too much or putting demands on you. Call the shots, and you'll get things done.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Beware of empty promises and people trying to get something for nothing. You are best to take care of personal matters quietly to avoid meddlers. Use your head, and you'll come up with a way to get around someone causing you grief.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Remain calm and focused. Good fortune can be yours if you play to win and set your sights on realistic goals. Don't let anyone cause unwarranted uncertainty. Size up your situation, and make your move. Don't waffle under pressure.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Hidden matters must be kept that way. Prematurely revealing what you are trying to accomplish will lead to unfortunate circumstances and added responsibilities. Challenge anyone trying to shake your confidence. Protect your property and plans.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your charm and bravado will light up any group you join. Your ability to network and pull people together will be rewarded with offers that allow you to make some long overdue alterations to your life and your future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Open-mindedness will lead to opportunity. You will learn quickly and excel. Mixing business with pleasure and mingling with people who share your concerns will bring about a new direction that will help subsidize your lifestyle.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Strive to gain as much experience as possible. Learning more about different cultures or trying something that will help you better understand your relationships will enrich your life and influence your future choices.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your efforts won't be wasted if you focus on contracts and money owed. Address situations that you have been avoiding, and you will receive the benefits you deserve. Do what's best for you, not everyone else. It's your turn to profit.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your emotions may get the better of you. Try not to react too quickly when it comes to personal or partnership problems. Take a wait-and-see approach, and gauge what's actually at the root of any conflict you face.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Empty promises can be expected. Before you agree to any offer or suggestion being made, look at the facts and figures carefully. You are likely to discover a flaw that may not be fixable. Your scrutiny can be a lifesaver.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Time spent at home or fixing up your digs will pay off. Working on something that can bring in extra cash or allow you greater personal freedom is looking good. Express your concerns and plans, and you will get the support you need.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Not everyone will be honest with you regarding what he or she can contribute. Do your due diligence, and find out firsthand how capable the people are around you before you make a commitment. Put greater effort into an important partnership.

 

 

 

 


How I celebrated Groundhog's Day:

• Emerged from a hole in my blankets to see my clock. Got scared and went back in.

• Spent 20 minutes trying to spell Puxatony … Punksatwanie … Puksotownie …

• Watched Groundhog's Day five times before I threw my VCR out the window.

• Wondered why in the world I still had a VCR.

• Went outside to find my VCR to sell it on eBay as an antique.

• Found out the darn thing still worked. (They sure don't make 'em like they used to.)

• Decided to invest in more Bill Murray movies. (He's kinda cute for a Ghostbuster.)

• Wondered why Groundhog's Day hasn't become commercialized yet; Hallmark would make bank on singing groundhog cards.

• Tried to find out the difference among groundhogs, chipmunks, and squirrels. Ended up watching YouTube videos of groundhogs doing nomming on grass, bread, and cookies. It was a good use of 6 1/2 hours.

• Decided I wanna be in Punxsutawney Phil's "Inner Circle" when I grow up just so I can wear a top hat.

• Wondered if Phil has a twin sister named Lil DeVille.

• Wondered why we keep listening to a dumb rodent who is only right 39 percent of the time.

Trisha Spence predicts Phil will be 61 percent wrong.













 
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