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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Consider what you offer and what you can get in return. It's a give-and-take world, and you must be willing to take what you deserve without feeling guilty. Gracious acceptance will make others feel important and enhance your relationships as well.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get to know people outside business or school. The relationships you build by exploring the human aspect of the lives of those you deal with at work will give you greater leverage in the future. Love is in the stars.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Sensitive issues must be handled with diplomacy. You will jeopardize your chance to advance if you are oblivious to what others are going through. Don't show anger when what's required is understanding and sympathy. Reach out with love.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your sensitivity toward others will be noted and appreciated. Love is on the rise, and making a promise to someone you cherish will be well received. A change at home will be beneficial for everyone involved. A pleasure trip is highlighted.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Watch your spending habits, your health, and your emotional well-being. Make sure you can afford purchases before you commit financially. Charity begins at home, and keeping things within reason will be key to your future success.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll be drawn to personal matters that can generate a lot of passion regarding the things you want to do and the people you want to spend time with. Follow your heart. Be open about your needs and what you want to accomplish.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Listen carefully to what's being said. Complaints may not be voiced in simple terms. Focus on home, family, and domestic improvements. Use your imagination and foresight to make things happen. Don't question; just do.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put your heart into whatever you do. Make changes that will allow you to fit in and contribute adequately. Don't allow emotional problems to escalate into something you cannot control. Take action, but do so courteously.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): First and foremost, you must look at your situation and your behavior honestly. Assess what you may have done wrong, as well as what you can do not only to improve your relationships with others but also to better take care of you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Check out your options, and make plans to start something new. You will come up with a plan that can be very lucrative by capitalizing on past experience and the trends you see unfolding. Love is in the stars.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Show your strengths by helping others. Your intuition will guide you to do the right thing for those you influence and those who influence you. Strive for perfection, but don't let frustration set in. Take breaks, and you'll accomplish more.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Create enthusiasm, and stir up feelings with your wit and charm. Taking action is required to turn your dream into a reality. Love is on the rise, and a special relationship will be enhanced if you are attentive.

 

 

 

 


Things I Learned During the Internet Blackout:

• The sky is blue.

• Putting one foot in front of the other and falling forward is called "walking."

• The temperature outside changes.

• Oh, yeah, there's an outside.

• There's programming on TV that is regulated according to some sort of arbitrary schedule imposed by someone at a "station" and interrupted every few minutes by a series of pop-up ads that can't be closed.

• Books are heavy, bulky, and take forever when loading the next page.

• You totally have to censor your eye-rolls and disgusted outbursts when talking to someone face-to-face.

• Your wireless keyboard doesn't manipulate real people like it does the Sims.

• Magazines and newspapers cost money.

• Restaurants don't have progress bars to let you know your food's ETA. (But they should.)

• They have movies in theaters now. Most of them are terrible and really shouldn't be paid for.

• Without the Internet, the world just keeps rolling along without a care, just like the Internet.

Brian Tanner is very happy he can Googlebook Yahoopedia again.













 
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