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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't leave anything unfinished, or you will meet with complaints. A change with a contract, investment, or legal matter appears to be in your favor. Showcase your talents, and you will invite some interesting new prospects.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Pampering and pleasing should be high on your to-do list. Go to your local spa, or shop for something that will make you feel good. You will learn a lot if you attend a lecture or travel to visit someone special.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Choose your battles carefully. Not everyone will see things your way. A problem with someone you work with could turn costly. Use your intelligence and innovative ideas to stay out of trouble and ahead of the competition.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Take your time. A quick decision is not likely to turn out as planned. Concentrate on home and family and preparing for upcoming festivities. Becoming flustered or causing a fuss will only disappoint someone you want to impress.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You'll be in a generous mood. Shopping and entertainment will break your budget. Don't feel obliged to pick up the tab in order to make an impression. Be frugal. Pay your share and nothing more.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Emotions will be out of control, and tempers will escalate. It's vital that you stay busy with projects that allow you to use your talents, skills, and creativity. You will learn by being observant instead of critical.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Say no to anyone who wants to borrow possessions or cash. Get out, and do something you enjoy, even if it means doing it alone. You'll be taken advantage of if you aren't careful. Avoid anyone who is too controlling.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't let the past lead to uncertainty in the future. Clear up unfinished business so you can move forward with ease. Love is in the stars, and a little romance will ease your stress and bring you closer to someone special.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll be excitable and careless. Plan your actions, and think about consequences before you make a move or say something you can't take back. Change can be good, but only if everyone involved benefits from the outcome.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You've got more going for you than you realize. A money deal will help you reach your goals. Investments, real estate, contracts, and even winnings all look positive. Open your doors to friends and family, and share your good fortune.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can make worthwhile changes that will alter the way you do things in the future. A lifestyle or professional change will help you put your life back on track and form a better relationship with those special to you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Look at the things you can do to help a worthy cause. Your kind gestures will impress someone you want to spend more time with. A past friend or lover will bring back fond memories. Romance will enhance your life.

 

 

 

 


Notes to Self:

• When going to job interviews pertinent to your future career, be sure to fully wash off last night's hand stamps from your right hand. And your left. And use concealer on the hickies.

• Arriving 30 minutes late doesn't make your 90-minute class go any quicker; it makes time slow down to a crawl while the professor glares at you for the final hour.

• It is probably best to wait on writing that Ledge about your lazy grade-controlling TA until after your final grades are posted.

• When jamming to the Mamas and the Papas in the library, make sure your headphones are actually plugged in before you crank the volume.

• Eating gummy sharks while studying for finals does nothing to calm your stress. Especially when the kid next to you is humming the tune from Jaws.

• Next time you go to the computer lab, don't sit next to the guy with the box of Kleenex.

• "I ran the yellow light, but the guy in front of me didn't" is not a good enough excuse for the cops OR your insurance.

• Invest in gloves. Flipping the bird to crazy Cambus drivers isn't as effective with mittens.

• Relax over winter break. Relax every single day. Make it a point to relax. Seriously, relax. Are you relaxed yet? You should be relaxing. Concentrate harder on relaxing. DO IT NOW.

— Trisha Spence should probably invest in more Post-It Notes.













 
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