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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Plan a day trip or shopping spree. Spending time with someone you can learn from will be a bonus. A change in your financial situation will ease your mind about the expenses you have incurred. You can create your own opportunity.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get in touch with people you don't see very often. Your effort to reach out will help ease tension that may have been building between you and someone you must deal with over the festive season. An unusual partnership will be beneficial.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Let people do as they please, and you'll be given the same right. Focus on home, helping others and securing your position. Your great ideas will bring impressive results. Good fortune is making its way to you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't put pressure on someone if you want to avoid opposition. Take care of your business and refrain from meddling in what others do. Concentrate on love and enjoying the company of someone you think is special.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Interact with others, and share ideas about services you have to offer that can help you subsidize your income. Branch out, explore new avenues, meet new people, and expand your mind. Traveling and socializing are favored.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It will be difficult to contain your feelings. Get away from people and situations that are bothering you. Distance yourself, and you'll see things differently. A new friend or lover will help you find solutions for old problems.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Offer help to the needy and try to avoid a power play with someone close to you. Short trips will pay off and help you see things in a unique way. An unusual opportunity can be your way out of a sticky situation.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Share thoughts with friends and relatives, and you will come up with a workable solution to unsavory circumstances. Trust that what you can offer is enough. Your shortcoming is a lack of confidence due to a lack of praise.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You have control and can make things happen as long as you don't rub someone the wrong way. Give credit where credit is due, and you can make amends with someone who is competitive and has as much to offer as you do.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Focus on pleasing someone you care about. With a little effort, you can make your home life less stressful. Begin living within your means as well as with the people or person you feel offers equality.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You have plenty to gain by discussing your plans with someone who can offer you a contract, assistance, or greater security. A change at home will bring you greater emotional freedom and allow you to start fresh.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Stick close to home, and avoid anyone trying to push you in an unsuitable direction. Focus on what you can do for yourself and the people you care about most. Don't get angry. Put energy into achieving your goals.

 

 

 

 


20 Christmas Songs Rewritten for Our Trying Economic Times:

• The 12 Minutes of Christmas

• Silent Night With No Television or Lights On to Save on Electricity

• (I Still Hope I Have A) Home for the Holidays

• We Wish You a Solvent Christmas

• What Child Is This … And What Will It Go For on eBay?

• Rudolph the Red-Inked Reindeer

• Rockin' Around the Christmas Stick

• I'll Be Working from Home for Christmas

• All I Want for Christmas Is My 403(b) Not to Tank

• Pace the Halls

• I Saw Mommy Prostituting Herself to Santa Claus for Grocery Money

• Here Comes Santa Claus Chased By Creditors

• Chestnuts Roasting on a Trash-Can Fire

• Do You Fear What I Fear?

• You're a Mean One, Mr. Bernanke

• God Save Ye Sorry Businessman

• Silver Bells We Melted Down to Avoid Foreclosure

• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer; Maybe We Can Sue

• It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas, 1930

• Jingle Bell

Andrew R. Juhl is coming to town … if his parole officer allows him to cross state lines.













 
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