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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Look at every possibility. Try expanding what you have to offer and presenting a new version of something you have done in the past. A combination of the past and present will lead to a prosperous future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Put love on a pedestal, and do everything in your power to make someone you care for feel good about life. Your thoughtfulness will bring emotions to the surface and prompt rewards that will lead to a bright future.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take care of financial matters. Act conservatively now so you will be able to deal with burdens at the end of the year when the bills need to be paid. Knowing your limitations will help keep things under control. Don't mess with authority.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Show your strengths and lend a hand. Your contributions will help you prove a point and show your capabilities. The little extras you do will also help you prepare for upcoming events you plan to host at home.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Too much of anything will work against you. Modesty, especially when dealing with people you work with, will be a must if you don't want to look foolish or frivolous. You can make a difference and initiate change by offering honest opinions.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Getting together with peers for a little festive cheer will do you good and can lead to an entertaining suggestion that intrigues you. Love is in the stars, along with self-improvement projects and taking action.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Fix up your digs. You need to feel comfortable in your space if you intend to get things done. Love is on the rise, and matters pertaining to home and family should be taken care of before you relax or have fun.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Give credit to others. You don't have to do everything on your own. Someone will be quite capable to take over, giving you a break and a chance to reflect on the year gone by. Your status is heading for a hike.

AGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Travel to a place you haven't seen in a while to revisit dreams, hopes, and past wishes. An old friend or lover will be disgruntled but happy to see you. Offer a lifeline to someone who needs your help.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You know what you must do, but it won't be easy to get past the people in charge. Use finesse and knowledge to get your way. Arguing will work against you. A property deal, investment, or purchase will turn out favorably.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep things simple. Too much of anything will not go well. You don't have to spend a lot to make an impression. Do extra work if it will bring more work or income your way. Altering your vocational direction will have benefits.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't tip your hand. Actions are what will count at the end of the day. A partnership will be enhanced if you are progressive, productive, and proficient. Show everyone how talented you are.

 

 

 

 


Random Thoughts:

• Why doesn't Kellogg's have a bowl game? Or General Mills? Better yet, each company picks its own team to compete in a single game: the Cereal Bowl. The winning corporate sponsor gets to kills one of the loser's mascots.

• Hasn't "American Idol" run its course yet? It's the same contest, year after year, with a shallower pool of candidates, only the judges have gained comically large body parts. Frankly, I'd rather watch "America's Next Porn Star." (But, hey, that was true even the first season.)

• Why don't the three musketeers use muskets? Why aren't there three of them? Better yet, why don't they use candy bars to dispatch their foes? These are the questions that matter, people.

• I love seeing people in ugly sweaters, and I want to compliment them, but I always fear I will run into the one guy that actually has the fashion tastes of a 97-year-old grandmother.

• When does something stop being new? Can I start calling Mexico "Old Mexico" and New Mexico "Mexico" yet?

• Why are the races always so segregated in video games? Are video games a prism through which we can look to see how far we, as a society, still need to progress? Is this an artifact of, or true insights into, the desires of our souls? Whichever it is, video-game designers need to get hip to equality ASAP, because I need a Wood Elf/Orc that can sneak up AND go berserk.

Nathan Wulf subscribes to: "If you're not confused, you're not thinking hard enough."













 
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