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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mix business with pleasure, and you will make some new and worthwhile connections. You don't have to be excessive to impress someone in a power position. Taking action and doing what you say will be enough to prove you're skilled.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Someone will deceive you. You will have to question what you are being told. Not everyone is on your side, but as long as you vet the facts yourself, you will be able to outsmart anyone trying to put one over on you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You'll be drawn to an investment or someone offering something that is too good to be true. Don't let your emotions lead you in a direction that will be difficult to reverse. Bide your time rather than making an untimely move.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will receive a great response if you ask for favors and offer your services. You will make worthwhile gains working alongside others. A partnership can begin just as quickly as it can end depending on whether or not it's good for you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Minimize your expenditures. You will make a good impression if you are frugal. A job prospect looks encouraging. Send out your résumé, or sign up with a headhunter. Celebrate life and love during the evening hours with someone special.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Listen to reason before making a judgment call. Look at your choices, and diversify as much as possible to get the most out of whatever situation you face. Don't let domestic problems stand in the way of your advancement.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): What you do for others will translate into favors when you need help. Love is on the rise, and your agenda should include spending time with someone special or finding a partner if you are single. A domestic change will increase your assets.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Keep your feelings to yourself until you know where you stand. Someone is likely to lead you on if you are too open and honest. Focus on improving your skills and using your talents to bring in more money.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A change of pace will do you good. Set out on an adventure that entails meeting interesting people or learning something that you can use to your advantage. A change at home may not be expected, but it will be good for you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): More time spent at home or nurturing an important partnership will pay off. Invite friends or relatives over, and you will get helpful suggestions about worthwhile alterations to your living quarters.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The more involved you become with a worthwhile organization, the closer you will get to someone who shares your dedication to what you are working toward. Love is on the rise, and a new relationship will be inspirational.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let anyone know your thoughts or your plans. A problem with a colleague or peer will escalate if you aren't willing to compromise. Someone you work with or for will not view an emotional reaction favorably.

 

 

 

 


Why I'm Thankful:

• Netflix: You've recommended so many gems, such as Hobo With a Shotgun and Mega Shark vs. Crocosauru. You know me better than I know myself. What should I wear tomorrow, oh Great and Powerful Netflix?

• People who still watch commercials: thank you for being an audience of sufficient size to slow the advent of more intrusive forms of advertising, such as Dreamzap, Inframercial, and Suppositivision.

• People who pay for porn: Well, someone has to do it, or they won't make anymore. So yeah, thanks for taking one for the team.

• GPS Navigation: I no longer have to wonder where the nearest Taco Bell is, and that's just great.

• NBA Lockout: For showing me that there is indeed defense in the NBA; I just didn't expect that understanding it would require a law degree.

• Burge Cookies: After I lost my Grandma's cookies a few years ago, I thought I'd never love again, but then an angel in an apron brought me one of your Turtle Cookies. Maybe one day I'll learn your recipe, but no rush, we can take it slow. For now.

• Arby's Super Reuben: For making three Thanksgiving meals in one day sound healthy by comparison.

• Mute buttons: Whether you're enabling me to watch six TVs simultaneously, silencing 7-year-olds on Xbox Live, or keeping Kim Kardashian attractive, you truly are man's most wondrous creation.

— Nathan Wulf thanks Molly for all of her great Ledge ideas.













 
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