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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Jumping from one thing to another will be your downfall. Concentrate on what's important and keep your actions out in the open where you will get the best constructive suggestions possible. Separate your emotions from the task that needs your attention.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Listen and learn. Now is not the time to be stubborn or unwilling to see the possibilities. Engage in conversations that will bring you in contact with people who are experienced or knowledgeable. Compliments will win you favors.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You can make a creative move if you market your skills and talents to fit a wider range of services. A partnership can turn out to be more than just a business arrangement. Enjoying the company you work with will lead to superior results.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your emotions will be difficult to control, and inconsistency will lead to partnership problems. Try to stick to one thing, and don't let the people around you cause confusion. Be responsible, and ask for help if you feel you might fall behind.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Finish the jobs expected of you before you decide to socialize. Someone will talk behind your back if you don't take care of your responsibilities. Love is in the stars, but don't let it interfere with your work.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't let what others do anger you. It's important to focus on what's important. Problems at home or with friends, family, or your lover can be expected. Best to say little and do a lot. Actions will speak louder than words.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Friendships will be important and must be given your full attention if someone you care about needs help. Your ability to mediate will come in handy, but don't get left doing the work when all you should be doing is making suggestions.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't be erratic when it comes to your finances. Overspending on luxury items or social pleasures will lead to regret. Make your money work for you. Set a strict budget, and make sure you stick to it.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Review your responsibilities, and adjust your day to suit your needs. Changes that can make your home life better should not be put off to appease others. It's up to you to make your moves at the best possible time.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can make your point heard if you are honest about what you want. Good fortune can be yours if you look at your assets and liabilities and make fundamental adjustments to suit the economic times. Downsize if necessary.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It's time to buckle down and get things done. Use your knowledge and experience to guide you in the right direction, and you'll find a responsible yet creative way to make things happen that will benefit you emotionally and financially.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your heart is in the right place, but you will still face opposition if you communicate too openly about the way you feel or what you think. Meddling will not go over well, but working to make your home a better place will.

 

 

 

 


Know your Ledge author:

• I only order Stella Artois at a bar if I know if it's going to be served in that special chalice they have. Dead serious. It is the Batman cup of adulthood.

• If I ever find out I have terminal cancer, I'm gonna go right out and get AIDS, too. Then, I'm gonna race 'em.

• I want to make a box with a BIG red button and a display that says "TO ARM, PRESS AND HOLD BUTTON." I'd put it in a public area, and then, when someone inevitably came along and pressed the button, the box would beep, and a second display would read: "TO DETONATE, RELEASE BUTTON."

• I do not get unreasonably angry when I hear people order their steak well-done. I do get reasonably angry.

• My political views could best be summed-up as "Contrarian."

• Someday, I will eat my last bowl of Fruity Pebbles and not realize it. It will be a huge adult turning point, and I won't even know.

• I'll feel bad if I ever meet a true telepath, because all they'd hear around me would be, "TACOS TACOS TACOS."

• I am a compulsive hoarder of DVR compulsive-hoarding-related television shows. I need these.

• I am consistently amazed at the series of fences and gates that appear during foot chases on "Cops." I'm thinking about making it my Ph.D. thesis.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson for contributing jokes to today's Ledge.













 
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