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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't hesitate. Implement changes that will help you make more money or stretch the money you make. A greater commitment to something or someone you believe in should be made. Good fortune can be yours if you promote and present what you have to offer.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): An overzealous attitude won't help when dealing with personal matters. Tone things down, and be observant in order to avoid an incident that can lead to trouble where a partnership is concerned. Don't invite a challenge.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Offer what you can, and see what you get in return. A partnership will bring new meaning to sharing. An investment can result in greater stability. Focus on making your home a sanctuary that brings you comfort and peace of mind.

ANCER (June 21-July 22): Collaborating with someone who shares your goals will lead to success. A change in your position or status will also bring you greater confidence and popularity. Travel will be costly, but using technology to get ahead will pay off.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Shake things up. Changing your routine or visiting unfamiliar places will lead to greater enthusiasm and a new perspective from which to view the situations you've been facing. Love is highlighted. Make sure you spend time with someone you love.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Greater attention to detail regarding your personal investments and your home life will be required. Don't take anything or anyone for granted. Someone you meet will offer you a deal that is more promising than you realize. Take a closer look.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Spend time communicating with friends or relatives, and you will discover information that will help you make better personal decisions. A partnership will pay off if it involves finances. Love is on the rise, but don't let it cost you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Get together with people who share your interests. Good fortune will be yours if you make subtle changes that add to your appeal. A move can help you strengthen a connection you have with someone special. Face-to-face contact will pay off.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Travel if it will help bring you in contact with someone who can benefit you. Love is in the stars, but you must be willing to share equally if you want it to work. A change to your living arrangements will come with benefits.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can offer help if you want, but you aren't likely to get anything in return. You are better off sticking close to home and putting more time and effort into your own personal needs. An opportunity to make extra cash is apparent.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Apply for a new position. Changes with regard to how you earn your living look positive. Someone you collaborate with will bring value to whatever you decide to do. A partnership can lead to an interesting and profitable venture.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Inconsistency is the enemy. Follow through, or you will not be taken seriously. A problem with someone you love will be due to an inability to agree on what you both want out of life. Don't argue; it will only make matters worse.

 

 

 

 


A partial list of things I should tell every prospective boyfriend:

• Mr. Brownie is an adorable stuffed orangutan who listens to my problems so you won't have to. Mr. Brownie will sleep with us every night, watching you with his big, beady eyes. So when you want to get to me, you're going to have to go through Mr. Brownie (and seven pillows) first.

• Sometimes I eat entire bags of carrots to see if I can make my skin color match my hair. It hasn't worked so far, but my vision is impeccable.

• If you attempt to buy me ice cream, I will bawl about my lactose intolerance and explain with tear-stained cheeks about how ice cream is a part of my childhood that I can never get back. And all the while, you will sit there, wide-eyed, with everyone at Whitey's wondering what you did to me.

• I have never eaten ramen noodles, and I never will. That much sodium in such a small package totally creeps me out. It's like eating salt-flavored salt and washing it down with soy sauce.

• I'm more scared of being in a stairwell by myself than anything else. So I may very well call you to walk me up the stairs, and if you stay for a few hours afterwards to dispose of the spider that I conveniently trapped underneath a cup two days ago, well, so be it.

Carlynne Correll only cuddles stuffed animals.













 
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