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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't be too proud to accept help. You must not let someone you love cost you. Keeping the peace does not mean paying for someone else's mistake. Offer suggestions, but don't promise the impossible. It's time for a personal change.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Put your heart into whatever you do. A partnership will bring good results. Sharing responsibilities will help you finish what needs to be done. Aggressive behavior will be taken the wrong way. Use your energy to get things done, rather than argue.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Taking on too much will be your downfall. Concentrate on what's most important. What you learn now will help you in the future. A new perspective on what you have to offer and how you can create demand for a service will pay off.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You'll be tempted to take a risk. Impulsiveness will cause stress and lead to problems with someone you deal with daily. Social networking will be fun, but don't expect to get the whole truth from someone that interests you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Welcome change, but make sure your motives are honorable. Don't run away from controversy or move on when you should face problems head-on. Emotions will be difficult to control, but the truth will tell you how to proceed.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Interact with people who share your interests or concerns. Opportunity awaits if you take the advice of someone familiar with your circumstances and abilities. Love is in the stars, and celebrating will enhance your relationship with someone special.

BRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your head must overrule your heart regarding money matters. Don't let someone else's debt become your burden. You aren't obligated to grant a favor that demands too much. Scale down enough to manage your own affairs.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You don't need to use force. You will get what you want by showing interest in others. Altering your image or the way you present what you have to offer will lead to compliments and greater demand for your services.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Use your imagination when you explain your situation, and your persuasive argument will win favors and support. Be aware, however, that if you stretch the truth too much, you will eventually lose any gains you make.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Ask and you shall receive. A payoff will come to you from an unlikely source. Protect what you have, and harness what's being made available. Your gains will help to counteract some of the pitfalls you have been enduring.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It may be difficult, but it's important that you keep a secret. An interesting emotional encounter will help you make sense out of something that happened to you in the past. Don't let resentment stand in the way of something you really want to do.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take part in cultural events or activities that will add to your knowledge. Greater contact with foreigners, institutions, or government agencies will help you clear up a situation that has been hanging over your head. Legal and financial problems can be rectified.

 

 

 

 


Zombified Expressions, The Return:

• There's more than one way to kill a zombie. But always go for the quickest.

• You can lead a zombie to water, but you can't make it bathe.

• A zombie in need is a fiend indeed.

• Don't throw the baby out with the zombies.

• A zombie divided against itself cannot stand. It'll keep crawling, though.

• The pen is now pretty much worthless compared with the sword.

• Zombies make for strange bedfellows.

• A little zombie can be a dangerous thing.

• Don't shoot the messenger — unless it's a zombie.

• Hell hath no indifference like a zombie shambling.

• Zombies killed the cat. And ate it.

• Love conquers all. Except zombies.

• If you're not part of the solution, you're probably a zombie.

• In the land of the blind, the zombies have it pretty damn easy.

• No zombies is good news.

• Fight zombies with fire.

• A zombie by another other name would smell just as much like rotting flesh.

• Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others are zombies.

• The best offense is a good machete.

— Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brian Tanner for giving him this wonderful idea.













 
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