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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Money matters will not be clear-cut. Be cautious of any deal that sounds too good to be true. A partnership will lead to a challenging enterprise, and someone with whom you do business will cause you stress. Anger won't solve a problem, but patience will.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Put pressure on anyone that doesn't follow through with a promise. A partnership will be on shaky ground if one or both of you refuse to accept the inevitable. Don't let a stubborn attitude cause a plan to come to a halt.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Consider your health and well-being. You may be left out of the loop with regard to a job project or employment opportunity. Don't let anyone interfere with your plans. Don't make domestic changes that affect others.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Love is highlighted. Socializing and networking will broaden your circle of friends and your interests. Taking time to update your image or add to your qualifications will lead to greater opportunities in the future. Favors will be granted.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You'll face opposition if you spend time at home or interacting with relatives or roommates. Tempers will be close to the surface, and financial problems or disagreements are likely. You will have to make some tough decisions, as well as changes to your lifestyle.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll get your point across and drum up the help you need. Getting involved in an event or activity will add to your experience and confidence, bringing you greater knowledge and opening the door to future opportunities.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The pressure to finish what you start will be stressful. Make a positive change that will help you promote a creative idea. Update your résumé, or look for a way to make extra cash. Someone you used to work with will give you a lead.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't let secrets, jealousy, or possessiveness cause you grief. Arguments will get you nowhere, and overreacting will lead to separation. If you want to resolve a problem, you have to be willing to meet halfway. Don't let the past hold you hostage.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Truth will count. You may not want to hurt someone's feelings, but attempting to avoid the inevitable will make things worse. Rather than putting money into other people's ventures, invest in your own. A secret affair may entice you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You will get recognition for your talents, skills, and attributes. Network with people you feel can help you get ahead. There is money to be made if you are honest about what you have to offer. Don't let love cost you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The people you meet or deal with will confuse or mislead you. Consider your motives before you get involved in a group or activity that may not be suitable. Don't be a follower when you should be a leader.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Good fortune is within reach. Reconnect with someone from your past. Personal and home improvements will pay off. What appears to be a negative turn of events will end up being a blessing in disguise. Look for new beginnings.

 

 

 

 


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