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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A challenge will get your adrenaline flowing and give you a chance to impress those witnessing your accomplishment. Too much bravado will cause problems with a lover or partner who may feel left out or jealous. Attention will fix what's broken.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You'll be drawn to someone who has a personal or professional interest in you. Too much of anything or anyone can be detrimental. Don't give in to demands because you feel you aren't worth more. Make a counteroffer to get what you want.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take work seriously, and tie up loose ends quickly so you can get on with personal plans. Making changes at home will turn out well and be appreciated by family members. Save money by doing the work yourself.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't let a demanding individual ruin your plans. Do something you enjoy or take a trip to visit someone who makes you happy. Socializing will help you decide where you want to live or what life changes you want to make.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep the peace by doing what's asked of you at home. Allowing a situation to turn into a major confrontation will ruin your weekend. Possessiveness or jealousy will surface, causing anger and emotional instability. Avoid an argument you cannot win.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll have opportunities galore, but not everyone will be pleased for you. Keep your eyes open for someone who wants to contribute to your failure. You will find out whom you can and cannot trust. Practicality and common sense will win out in the end.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Revisit some of your past accomplishments and the places where you used to hang out. Reuniting with old friends will give you a better sense of where you should be heading in the future. Consider reviving an old friendship or goal.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You'll face obstacles if you let your emotions take over. You need to be objective if you intend to do the best job possible. Someone you care about will overreact if you make excuses or renege on a promise you made.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Look for adventure — you will find it. Your passionate approach to whatever you do will attract attention. Not everyone will share your enthusiasm, but for those who do, the weekend should be filled with fun. You can't please everyone.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take care of pressing matters. Don't leave anything to chance. Expect someone to be a burden or to slow you down. Include your family in your plans, and you will receive the additional help you need to bypass anyone harboring a different agenda.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Be realistic when it comes to your goals. Size up your situation and determine who can help you and who can't. Don't let someone's jealousy deter you from following through with your plans. Be objective. Self-deception is the enemy.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Give-and-take is the way to go. Share with a loved one, and you will succeed. Don't let a colleague pressure you into working overtime. Fix up your home, or enjoy improvement projects you can take on with the help of someone special.

 

 

 

 


Lies girls tell guys:

• "It's fine." No, it's nowhere near fine. Fine is 20 miles behind you in the rearview mirror, pal.

• "Just forget about it." You better have a florist on speed dial. A good one.

• "I'll be there in 'X' minutes." Multiply 'X' by 2.5, and you've got our actual ETA. You want me to be somewhere on time? Build me a teleporter.

• "Sorry, but right now I'm just not emotionally available for a relationship." … with you.

• "You're perfect just the way you are." … but it wouldn't kill you to put on a nice shirt and khakis once in a while.

• "You're the best I've ever had." Isn't it funny how every girl seems to tell you that? Oh, and your buddies all keep hearing it from girls, too? Yeah. Yeah.

• "No thanks, I'm not very hungry." Put food in my stomach. NOW. And keep your hands away from my mouth; that's how people lose fingers, buddy.

• "No, it's cool. I LOVE hanging out with the guys." Because I LOVE how they fist bump me, allow doors to slam in my face, and constantly have noises and smells escaping their bodies.

• "You didn't need to buy me that drink." Actually, you did. Vodka goggles make you look cuter, and that increases the chance you get a real phone number. Free alcohol for us, and a number for you. I'd call that a win-win.

Carly Correll thanks Ian, Jordyn, Tara, and Caroline for their help on this Ledge.













 
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