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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Self-improvement tempered by discipline and moderation will help you conquer your goals. Someone who has put demands on you in the past may try to do so again. Stop any form of manipulation before it has a chance to stir doubt or cause problems.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Give a partnership a chance. Whether it is personal or professional, you stand to gain if you are accommodating. Be open about your plans for the future and you will get constructive help fine-tuning your ideas.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't donate or give away something that doesn't belong to you alone. Keep in mind that charity begins at home and that you must put family first. Look for an opportunity through an institution, agency, or large corporation that can use your services.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A relationship will take a new direction. Prepare to go with the flow and learn from the experience. A youngster's innocence will help you see a situation clearly. Project happiness and you'll get the same in return.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Protect your assets. Pay off debts that are costing too much in interest. Come to terms with anyone who has the potential to cost you in the future. Make up your mind, set your price, and follow through. Close one door and open another.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Unpredictable behavior will cost you dearly in the end. Concentrate on what you can do to improve your life and your personal situation. Consider making a move if it will help you financially. Love is in the stars if you travel or socialize.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Uncertainty will lead to depression if you let someone confuse you or ruin your plans. You have to continue down whatever path you choose, regardless of what someone else decides to do. An uplifting attitude will attract a positive associate.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't let emotions dictate when leadership is what's required. Love will play a role in the outcome of a situation you face. There will be no room for jealousy or possessiveness if you want to come out on top. Avoid overindulgence.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Focus on making your life better. Any change you implement will be invigorating, but be careful that you can afford to follow through with your plans before you make any promises. Taking on too much will be your downfall.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stick close to home, and have in place everything that affects your personal and emotional well-being. Nurture important relationships, and don't let anyone use guilt to pressure you into taking on responsibilities that infringe on your time off.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Back away, and reassess a no-win situation. Cut your losses, and prepare to move on. Concentrate on securing your assets and improving your lifestyle. Discipline and hard work will pay off. New friendships are in the stars.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep the momentum going. Don't let details bog you down — get someone else to take care of trivial matters. A partnership will be trying if you cannot agree on the way you want thing done. Prepare to move on alone.

 

 

 

 


Thoughts While Walking to Class:

• I wonder how Ms. Burge would feel about the word "dirty" prefixing her name?

• I'm glad there isn't a building with my name on it.

• Oh wait … there is.

• I wonder if I'm related to Mr. Spence Laboratories of Psychology. If so, can I have free tuition?

• Smoke-free campus, asshole!

• Ooh, I think I know that girl, I should wave … wait … where do I know her from? … oh, never mind. That's the girl I met on Safe Ride last Saturday … don't make eye contact … don't make eye contact …

• Sweet, free tampons.

• How many times do I … have to walk … up the … Pent … acrest … hill … before … I can … do … it … with … out … pan … ting … ?

• If we all cross the street at the same time, we will be safe. As long as I'm not on the outside of the pack.

• Sweet, a free booklet of dead animal pictures.

• Ugh. This Literary Walk makes me late for class every time. I can never figure out where the next clue is.

• Step on a crack, break your … second-cousin's wife's great-nephew's back? What is that saying … ?

• Today smells like parmesan cheese. And hot dogs. And maple syrup. But the hot dogs are on a separate plate … no, a bowl.

• Whoever built the university so close to all these downtown bars was a genius.

— Trisha Spence enjoys long walks. As long as there are no hills.













 
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