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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Listen, but don't feel obliged to follow someone else's path. Size up your situation, and realize you are capable of more than what's expected of you. Dazzle everyone with a showing that will help you reclaim the confidence to march onward and upward.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A personal situation will lead to a decision regarding where and how you live. A change of scenery will help you manage your finances better. Love and romance will be much more prevalent once you tame the financial stress in your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Approach a challenge or project from a unique angle. Take the initiative to forge ahead without being coddled or making a fuss. Being specific and creative will be the surest way to get what you want. Stick to your agenda.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Get involved in new pastimes or interest groups, and you will make new acquaintances that have a positive effect on your life. Don't allow a demanding person to stand in the way of your personal friendships. Help someone you want to get to know better.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Welcome change. Traveling or interacting with people from different backgrounds will teach you a valuable lesson. Don't give in to emotional blackmail or possessiveness that stops you from expanding your interests. Don't waste your time with anger.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will acquire knowledge if you observe others. An opportunity will arise through a friend, relative, or neighbor that can lead to a better-paying job or training. You may want to make changes at home, but an impulsive move will backfire.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Expand what you have to offer. Pick up additional skills, or get in touch with people you feel can contribute to your advancement. Avoid taking on someone else's responsibilities when you need to focus on your own agenda. Secure your future.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take a trip, or plan something special that is conducive to romance. Someone will appreciate your gesture and help you out financially and personally in turn. Don't let an old lover cause problems. Leave the past where it belongs.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Changes that will help you improve what you have to offer, as well as the way you live, are long overdue. Take criticism seriously. Revamp and revitalize what isn't working in your life by replacing it with something new.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You'll be torn between what's expected of you and what you want to do. A show of emotion will help you gain sympathy and the go-ahead to do as you please. A change at home or a shift in your status will bring about improvement.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Size up your situation and the information you are given. Revisit some of your ideas regarding money, investments, and legal concerns. Keep things simple; take moderate steps toward your goals. A slow build will bring solid results.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your future depends on how you treat others. Kindness and generosity will bring you the same in return. Love is highlighted, and making a promise will bring you closer to someone able to make a difference in your life and your future.





Quotes and catch phrases it's fun to whip out at the urinal:

• "At my signal, unleash hell."

• "Boom goes the dynamite."

• "By the power of Greyskull …"

• "Dare I say, en fuego?"

• "From way downtown, BANG!"

• "Here's Johnny!"

• "Holy macanoli!"

• "I must break you."

• "I'll buy THAT for a dollar."

• "It keeps going and going and going …"

• "It's clobberin' time."

• "Just one more thing …"

• "Juuuuuust a bit outside."

• "Say 'hello' to my little friend."

• "That'll do, Pig."

• "The horror … the horror."

• "They call me Mister Tibbs."

• "We asked a hundred people …"

• "Why does it cry, Sméagol?"

• "Yeah, that's the ticket."

• "Here it is, your moment of Zen"

Andrew R. Juhl thanks reader Richard T. for today's Ledge idea.

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