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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Trouble is brewing at home and with family. Listen to what's being said. A valid point can make a difference to the outcome of an important decision you have to make. Don't let someone from your past confuse you about your future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Associate with people who share your interests, and you will form a workable partnership that can lead to greater financial opportunity and incentives. A personal service you offer someone will lead to a better relationship.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Listen carefully and learn. Let your findings help you develop an idea that is marketable or can improve your chances of getting a better job. Something or someone from your past will help you make the right choice now.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You'll have trouble containing your emotions. Let your feelings be known, and don't hesitate to make a move romantically that can change your life. Don't wait to see what others do. Taking action will demonstrate that you mean business. Favors will be granted.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Let others make mistakes. It's not up to you to cover for everyone else. Focus on having some fun and altering your life to suit your needs. Personal changes will pay off and bring you greater opportunity to concentrate on what's important to you

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will have the opportunity to break new ground if you discuss your intentions and share future plans with someone. Financial assistance is attainable for something you want to do, if you are willing to share the returns.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't let depression set in when it's vital to keep moving. Stop worrying, and start doing. You cannot change the past, but you can alter the future. Avoid people who bully in order to advance. Use intelligence, know-how, and discipline to prosper

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make your move. Stop fixing and fussing, and start showing off what you've accomplished. Don't fear failure or success. What counts is that you try and keep trying. There is a shift taking place in the way you think. Make it work for you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): What you do for others' benefit will pay off. Social networking will open a door to new contractual opportunities. A group you join will adopt one of your creative ideas. Do what works for you, and others will follow your lead.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A partnership will influence the outcome of a professional deal you are working toward. Don't let someone's negativity rain on your parade. Love is in the stars, and a romantic evening to celebrate your gains should be on your agenda.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Put money into something that shows growth potential. Spending on friends, travel, or items that promise the impossible will lead to disappointment. Take direction from someone experienced who also has a vested interest in your success.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You've got what it takes to achieve professionally and financially. Contracts and legal matters will turn out in your favor. Romance is looking good, and sharing your success will enhance your relationship. Someone from your past will play an important role in your future.

 

 

 

 


If superheroes weren't needed:

• Superman would work for the Transportation Security Administration.

• Batman would continually be chased out of people's belfries. Or, you know, spend his time running his multibillion-dollar corporation.

• Robin would be beat up constantly.

• Spider-Man would sell his web fluid recipe to 3M, which would call it "liquid duct-tape."

• Sue Storm, the Invisible Woman, would pose for Playboy. Her centerfold would just be a picture of a couch.

• Captain America would be the undisputed World Frisbee Golf Champion.

• Iron Man would end up inventing things for Ronco. Or, you know, spend his time running his multibillion-dollar corporation.

• The Hulk would probably have a nightly show on Fox News.

• Aquaman would train dolphins at SeaWorld … and eventually marry one.

• Wolverine would kill on "Iron Chef." Literally.

• Professor X would win the World Series of Poker 18 years in a row.

• Storm would be a weather forecaster. And always right. Even if the weather needed a little … persuading.

• Wonder Woman would be the new Oprah.

• The Flash would already be done. Fist bump (blow it up).

• Gambit would still be annoying.

— Brian Tanner is quite happy that we live in a world where superheroes are needed.













 
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