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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A force play is likely to alter your point of view or a decision you need to make. Partnerships will play an important role in moving forward. An opportunity through a past acquaintance will prove interesting.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Arguments and aggressive behavior should not be allowed to sway you. Don't feel guilty when you should be looking out for you and your best interests. A partnership will need to be altered if it's going to continue.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You'll be motivated to make changes by someone who is set in his her or his ways. Striving for something new will catapult you into the forefront of an industry desperate for change. Good fortune and greater opportunity are heading your way.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Volunteering for a cause you believe in or a community event will bring you in touch with interesting new people. Expand your interests, and you will be able to offer more, as well as raise your earning potential. New beginnings are apparent.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't go overboard. Too much of anything can add to your stress, especially when the bills come in. If someone demands too much, perhaps you should reconsider your relationship. Don't give in to temptation or overindulgent tendencies.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Knowledge is key. Find out all you can about an interest you have. Travel or visiting someone who offers insight and answers will pay off. Apply pressure, if it will help you get what you want. Love is highlighted.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A pending legal matter must be put to rest. Don't wait for results when pressure is needed to get things moving. Be ready to offer something unique to get your way. A past experience will help you make a beneficial decision.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Emotional ties will require attention. Anger will not solve problems. A greater understanding of what you want must be conveyed if you plan to get good results. Focus on an important partnership that affects you emotionally, as well as productively.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Hold on to your cash. An impulsive financial move will not pan out. Don't buy into something because of someone else. Make up your own mind, even if it will put stress on a relationship. Diplomacy will be required, along with integrity and discipline.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Give-and-take will lead to love and romance. It's how you manage your personal affairs that will make a difference in your attitude and the way you handle business. An opportunity to make alterations at home will pay off. Listen to constructive criticism.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't let love cost you emotionally or financially. Refuse to let anyone back you into a corner. An opportunity to travel may entice you, but if the cost is too high, find an alternative that will bring similar, if not better, results.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Old contracts will help you know exactly what to ask for to seal a deal. Love is in the stars, and a celebration with someone special will be the perfect ending to a day filled with great potential to get ahead.

 

 

 

 


Lease language to be wary of when apartment hunting:

• "The property-management company (hereafter referred to as 'DIK') takes no responsibility for the management of the aforementioned property."

• "Effective move-in date is June 31, 2012. Moving in on any other date will incur a fine."

• "Only one pet per undersigned tenant is permitted. Having more than one pet, or a pet deemed ugly or poorly named by the DIK will result in the assessment of a fine. Multiple fish will be counted as multiple pets."

• "Occupancy of apartment for a period of more than three hours per day (or more than five days per week) will be considered excessive and will result in the assessment of a fine."

• "Playing music at any volume at any time of day will not be tolerated and will result in a fine. Using headphones to avoid paying this fine will result in the assessment of a fine. All music-related fines will be monetarily determined based on a subjective judgment of how shitty the undersigned tenant(s)'s musical taste is."

• "The DIK is entitled to 15 percent of the gross revenue from any grow house or meth lab located on the aforementioned property."

• "After the undersigned tenant(s) vacate, fines will be assessed for all damages made to the aforementioned property requiring repair, including damages made by all past and future tenants."

• "The undersigned tenant(s) agrees not to paint over any pentagrams found on the aforementioned property."

• "Incurring no fines over the duration of the lease agreement shall result in the assessment of fine."

• "Signing this contract will result in the assessment of a fine."

Andrew R. Juhl owns his own house, but there just isn't enough room inside for both him and all of his Barbies.













 
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