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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take a moment to think about what needs to be accomplished. You have to have a routine budget and schedule in place before you begin something that must be completed. Motivation and preparation will guide you to success.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Before you jump to conclusions, go over every detail carefully; you may be overreacting or misinterpreting what has occurred. Emphasize self-improvement instead of criticizing others, and you will find yourself much further ahead.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Follow closely when you are dealing with financial or legal matters. Missing vital information can be costly. A chance to advance professionally looks good if you show that you can think outside the box and devise a fresh approach to a service you offer.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A decision that will force you to deal with relationship issues you've been avoiding should be handled quickly before matters escalate. Ask for advice from someone with experience, and you will have a clearer picture of how you should proceed.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Explore new avenues, try new things, and develop your ideas. A change of location will inspire you to make alterations that will be beneficial and contribute to your success. Don't let a personal problem you have with someone hold you back.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Go over any fine details that might need altering. Put pressure on any person or organization that is holding up your plans. Love is in the stars, and doing something special to enhance a relationship will pay off.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Stop procrastinating. Make a decision that will help you stabilize your personal life. Someone from your past will cost you emotionally or financially if you aren't careful. Going back may be tempting, but will also lead to the devastating realization that nothing has changed.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A challenge will develop in a partnership. Emotional uncertainty will cause a rift between you and someone you love. Speak up and make a commitment before it's too late. A surprise will help you enhance your relationship and stabilize your future.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Open your mind to change at home and in your personal life. There is much to discover by integrating your experience with new ideas and new ways of doing things. A money matter can be settled and purchases can be made. A change of location will motivate you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Check out your options before you agree to someone else's demands. Put more credence on home, family, and what's important to you. You can enhance a valued relationship by setting your priorities to improve your personal life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Set goals to achieve and rules to follow — you will win. Settlements, legalities, investments, and contracts are all in a high cycle and can pave the way to a brighter future. Tie up loose ends, and ease stress that is interfering with your progress.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Make a promise to finish what you start. Your future will depend on the impression you make on others. Advancement can be yours if you are consistent and follow through. Self-deception will be your downfall and honesty your saving grace.





More surprising announcements from Netflix:

• Streaming movies will now be beamed directly into your cerebral cortex. There will be two prices, one for each hemisphere of your brain.

• The DVD service will be repeatedly split off and subsequently recalled in the company's new service, "Netflips."

• All the really bad movies are being spun-off into yet another service called "Netflops" and can be found at www.SteveGuttenbergMovies.com.

• Esoteric, transcendent, and David Lynch films will now be included in the spun-off "Netflux" service.

• Insert your own adult film spin-off service joke here. There are no wrong answers. (If they're wrong, I don't wanna be right.)

• Future monthly services will include eBooks, graphic novels, microwaveable dinners, and brief memories of what life was like before we, as a society, became obsessed with consuming as much media in one lifetime as humanly possible. OH and VIDEO GAMES.

• Reed Hastings received a nice Thank You note from Mark Zuckerberg for taking the heat off of all those Facebook changes. It was attached to a Maserati. Dealership.

• Bidding for the Qwikster.com domain will start at $1 on eBay, OBO.

• Netflix will allow movies to be uploaded, but only documentaries about salmon swimming upstream.

— Brian Tanner is the queue-tist there is.

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