|
New Feature! Sudoku below Horoscopes and Ledge, play online or print it out!



ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take on a challenge. Compete against yourself, and strive to be your best. Your enthusiasm and will to succeed will attract favorable attention as well as interest in you and what you have to offer, both personally and professionally.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Ask for favors. A partnership can turn into a business venture that has the potential to grow and raise your income. You will gain respect and experience if you attend a function that has a connection to your current goals.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You can make professional gains if you share and present your ideas in a unique way. Let your imagination run wild and you will also attract personal interest that can lead to a partnership that is engaging, entertaining and profitable.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Plan to have fun and enjoy the moment, but don't take anything or anyone too seriously. Rely on your ability to get what you want. Whatever is offered will come with a price tag. Don't let an unexpected change disappoint you. It's a blessing in disguise.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Money will come to you from an unusual source. Creative investments will pay off. Open communication with someone who can contribute to your plans will result in a worthwhile partnership. Good fortune will result from networking, traveling, and being receptive to ideas and suggestions.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You need to get out more. Mingle with people who share your interests. Interesting developments will occur if you attend a conference or trade show or if you share your ideas. A financial change looks promising. Put a little muscle into your plans.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Socialize, and don't be afraid to step into the spotlight. You will attract some very interesting people who can fill a void in your life. It's time to spruce up your look, your life, and your future. Don't be shy. Embrace opportunity, love, and romance.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Someone you love may withhold information. Don't pry, or you may ruin a surprise. Focus more on your relationships, and you will discover that you have built a sturdy base in both your personal and professional life.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You can run the show if you want. Step into the limelight and do your best to help a cause or someone in need and you will make a lasting impression. Your Good Samaritan attitude will bring rewards that are far beyond your expectations.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): There is no room for error. Choose your battles wisely and your friends carefully. Stick close to home and protect what you've worked to acquire. Don't let a late change throw you off your game. Stick to your original plan, and you'll succeed.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There is nothing you cannot accomplish if you are determined to finish what you start. You can excel financially, legally, and emotionally if you are honest and straightforward. Don't give in to emotional blackmail.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Dig deep, and you will discover what you need to know. Someone you have worked with will play a strategic part in getting a project you want to pursue off the ground.

 

 

 

 


Signs you're a bad student:

• You're the only one who laughs when the projection equipment fails.

• It's not just a "tee-hee" laugh, either. It's a full-on Angelica Pickles cackle.

• You would have dropped a class you need for your major if the TA wasn't so gosh-darn cute.

• You spend half the time texting your friend two seats away about the hottie TA.

• Most of the texts are picture messages of what the TA looks like from your angle.

• You spend the other half of the time writing your Ledge for this week.

• You look up from Facebook creepin' your TA just in time to see the class after yours leaving.

• You have the email addresses of your professors marked as spam.

• The only time you ever participate in class is with interjections of "What homework?!"

• This week you spiced things up and said, "What midterm?!"

• You spend more time strategizing how to slip your number to the bangin' TA than you do taking notes.

• You don't actually know the name of the building your class is in; you just know it's across the street from your favorite bar. Which is quite the distraction.

• An hour into class you realize you're in the wrong classroom.

• … but you stay because the professor is packin'.

Trisha Spence is an excellent student. Wink.













 
Privacy Policy (8/15/07) | Terms of Use (4/28/08) | Content Submission Agreement (8/23/07) | Copyright Compliance Policy (8/25/07) | RSS Terms of Use

Copyright © The Daily Iowan, All Rights Reserved.