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ARIES (March 21-April 19): There is nothing you cannot accomplish if you are focused and willing to adapt to the changes being made. Don't let an emotional matter lead to a lack of productivity. Re-evaluate and follow through with your plans and you will be successful.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't agree to something you may regret, and try not to overreact before getting all the facts. Put greater emphasis on research, and you will avoid a situation that can put you in a vulnerable position professionally, as well as financially.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The quality of your work will lead to a better offer. A creative slant to a mundane project will set you apart from the competition. You can write your own ticket if you let your imagination run wild. A celebration will highlight your day.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Being too clingy will lead to a lack of devotion and affection from others. You will be disappointed with the outcome of any home or self-improvement you make today. It will be hard to handle inevitable changes.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take the initiative and do the work yourself. Bending to someone's demands will be your downfall. Take action in order to remain in control. Your dedication, reserve, and intelligence will help you get what you want. Less can be more.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Open up about your intentions, feelings, and future plans. Honesty will allow you to wiggle your way into situations that being secretive could not. Rely on past experience, but don't let an emotional attachment hold you back.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Emotional demands will be put on you if you refuse to discuss problems. You can run, but you cannot hide. Face controversy head-on so that you can move on. Your astuteness will bring you added respect and control.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Express your opinions, and listen to the advice being offered. Apply the experience you've acquired from past relationships to help you size up your current situation and avoid making a mistake. Realize what you are worth and price what you have to offer accordingly.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sell what you have to offer, and you will get what you deserve. Your unique way of approaching friends, neighbors, and relatives will allow you to overcome any adversity you face. Don't use brawn when brain is what's required.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You will end up wasting time if you keep making the same mistake. Trust your own judgment, and forget about the demands being put on you by others. You may have to take on more responsibility, but in the end, you will gain experience and prosper.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't keep secrets that may incriminate you. It's vital to be up-front with potential partners. There are gains to be made if you are honest. Your ability to come up with solid and unique ideas will pay off.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You will recognize what must be done to get what you want. Don't let your emotions stand in the way of a good decision. Confront someone from your past in order to avoid legal and financial repercussions in the future. Form a partnership.

 

 

 

 


What I'm Probably Doing While You're Reading This:

• Sneaking up behind you with an air-filled paper bag.

• Just remembering a joke that would have been perfect for this week's Ledge.

• Tracking every single calorie burned during every second of the day, even during routine activities, like raising and lowering a glass of rum and coke.

• Devising my latest scheme to take over the world through cryptic messages in my Ledges.

• Ubmitsay ouryay illway otay emay, ouryay Ighhay Overlordway!

• Hopefully, something more productive than reading the Ledge. Like writing the Ledge. I know, hypocritical of me isn't it? But then, everyone's a hypocritic.

• Building an ark. Oh sure, you scoff now, scoffer.

• Daydreaming about Ledge editor Andrew R. Juhl and fighting crime together as his sidekick. I never find his feedback as awkward as he finds my emails of adulation intrusive and unsettling.

• Writing an email of adulation to Andrew R. Juhl.

• Drawing Andrew R. Juhl, like one of my French girls. Whilst he sleeps.

• Deciding who to ask to help bury this body. A Facebook post requesting assistance should narrow that down, but that compromises discretion … why does burying a body have to be so hard?!

• Getting fellow Ledge contributor Nate Wulf to help him bury Andrew R. Juhl's body. Don't ask. It's not what you think. OK, maybe it is; I don't know what you're thinking.

— Brian Tanner would totally help you bury a body, if you needed him to.













 
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