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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): You must deal with partnerships and address issues to move forward. The goals you can reach are far too important to walk away from because of worry regarding what someone else might do next. Get everything out in the open.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Emotional issues will surface, and diplomacy will need to be employed, but don't give in or back down. A persistent but loving approach will bring the best results. A problem at home or with personal property will need attention.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You will receive recognition for your effort if you do what you say and say what you do. Your good ideas, quick wit, and playful nature will attract friends and lovers. Romance is in the stars, and evening plans will play out in your favor.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Busy yourself with hobbies, volunteer your time, or help someone you love. Spending too much time worrying about you will disrupt your emotional well-being, resulting in few achievements. Reuniting with someone from your past will boost your morale.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take a break or delve into unfamiliar territory. A change will revitalize you. Getting together with people will encourage you to move forward with a goal. Don't allow someone with whom you have an emotional attachment ruin your day.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Reliving the past may hinder your ability to move forward. You have more opportunities than you realize, and you must focus on learning and expanding your ability to take on greater responsibility. Focus on raising your earning potential.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Stop procrastinating when good fortune is within reach. Getting tied up in someone else's melodrama will be wasteful. Put all your effort into getting ahead and investing in yourself. Put greater energy behind your plans and reach for success.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): As long as you are sincere, you will be able to get your way. Anger never solves anything, and it certainly won't persuade others to help you. Give what you can — you will be positioned to ask for what you want in return.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Take action, and jump into a leadership position. Once you show your strength, you will be able to get help turning your idea into a reality. A cash influx is coming, and alterations to your home will help you reach your goals.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep a low profile. Be observant, and note what others are doing and saying. Knowledge will help you, but working quietly behind the scenes will be your best bet. Uncertainty will result from a decision you made in the past.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Get your personal papers in order, and focus on contracts that can help you prosper. Don't let emotional matters slow you down or cause you to make a mistake. Timing is essential. Avoid anyone trying to tamper with your plan.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Easy does it. You have a lot riding on the choices you make right now. Look at your current relationships, and consider how best to use those connections. Prepare to re-evaluate in order to shape a prosperous and happy future.

 

 

 

 


Signs your boyfriend is too old:

• He can spend 10 minutes describing a wine.

• Wine that isn't Boone's Farm or Franzia.

• He drives the speed limit.

• People who heckle The Princess Bride cause him emotional distress.

• He listens to NPR on his way to work in his car, which is paid off.

• He has the volume cranked — not to show off but because he's going deaf.

• He borrowed Twilight from you so he could understand your references.

• He mumbles, "Kids these days" at least twice a day.

• He takes notes in class on a yellow legal pad.

• The laptop he brings to class never leaves Microsoft Word.

• He needs there to be a young, hot TA in order for him to stay awake in class.

• He has a subscription to AARP.

• He gives you a blank stare when you start rocking out to the Backstreet Boys.

• His bathroom reader is a book. Nonfiction.

• When you ask him to dance, he doesn't automatically get behind you.

• He makes his bed.

• He takes you to the Deadwood.

• Half of the conversations he starts end abruptly with, "Never mind; it was before your time."

• When you sleep over, you actually sleep.

Trisha Spence thinks age is just a number. But then again, so is IQ.













 
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