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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take hold of your situation. Persuade others to pitch in and help. Social gatherings will be a perfect forum for you to test the waters and plant seeds for future prospects. Love is in the stars. Make romance your goal this evening.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You cannot make a mistake now, especially with regard to work or finances. Refuse to let aggressive individuals overpower you. Your imagination may be captivated, but do the math before you sign an offer that is questionable.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Force issues if necessary to keep things moving in a direction that suits you. Your aggressive and playful way of handling others will impress people and help you drum up support. Strive to achieve, and you will surpass your goals. Love looks inviting.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You'll have trouble controlling your emotions. Don't make a rash decision based on hearsay. Adapt to whatever is going on around you so that you can move on. You may have to reassess a relationship. Change is upon you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You can manage more than you realize. Communicate how you feel matters should be handled. Your suggestions, coupled with being proactive, will push you into a leadership position. Love is in the mix, along with a vacation.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Look, and you shall find. Revisit past experiences to find old plans that can help you now. A change in career or an increase in earning potential is apparent. Consider investing in you and your expertise. There is money heading your way.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Show everyone what you are worth and how you can use your skills to benefit others. Exploit your talents, and you will gather interest. A unique idea will add to your popularity. Consider how you can improve your image and appearance.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Information may be withheld. Dealing with authority figures will be frustrating. You'll have to spell out what you want, but don't get angry. Equip yourself with knowledge to prove your point. Accurate facts will make a difference.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Whatever you do will bring about benefits and better options. A change at home will open your eyes to new possibilities. A sudden change in your financial situation can be expected. Good fortune coupled with romance spells victory.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't rely on others. You will be disappointed if you allow someone's bragging or empty promises to lead you astray. You are best not to put up a fight but instead, quietly remove yourself from an adverse situation.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain. The coast is clear to change your life. Explore any avenue that will lead to an improved lifestyle and better living arrangements. Money is in the stars, along with love and commitment.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Let your creativity lead you in a new direction. You will capture the interest of someone who wants to form a partnership. Aggressive action will pay off in business if you are diligent and realistic. Protect your rights, possessions, and reputation.

 

 

 

 


Unexpected New Facebook Changes:

• If you "Like" something, it will follow you around waiting for opportunities to catch scraps of food.

• Pokes will now physically affect the pokee and have three settings: Poke, Lil' Pokey, and Poke of Death.

• Not only can you friend friends of friends, you will be able to friend friends of friends' friends. And Courtney Cox.

• In the mail, you will get a physical book with a binding made from an actual face. Don't feed it after midnight.

• All uploaded pictures are now automatically owned by Facebook Greetings Corp., a wholly owned subsidiary, and can by used as photo art for greeting cards or wrapping paper.

• Each pixel contains a minute portion of Mark Zuckerberg's life force.

• There's a toggle button for Extreme Facebook.

• As you peer out over the edge and look into Facebook, Facebook is looking back into you.

• The six degrees of separation have now been reduced to three-and-a-half.

• During awkward chats with friends, it will totally call you to give you an "out."

• For every 10 clicks, you get one free.

• Every so often, clicking on a link will Rickroll you. Because that's still funny. Right?

• There's a secret message hidden in the HTML code, which when properly deciphered, reads "Drink Your Ovaltine."

Brian Tanner thinks Facebook is a lot like Iowa weather. If you don't like it, just wait five minutes, and it'll change.













 
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