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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Avoid slowing down when you should be speeding up. Express your enthusiasm regarding a project you are working on. Getting together socially with colleagues will lead to an interesting proposition. Consider all the angles before you make a decision.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You'll be open to learning and will pick up what's conveyed to you quickly. Your astute response will keep you ahead of the competition. Don't give in to demands on your time. You may feel like a change, but don't do something you may regret.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It may be difficult to keep a secret, but revealing what you shouldn't will affect the outcome of a decision and hinder your reputation. Say less; do more to avoid complaints. Focus on making money rather than spending on things you don't really need.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You may feel like sitting around at home, but don't do so alone. Open your doors, and interact with people to stimulate your mind and prompt interesting ideas for projects you can pursue. Favors will be granted for your generosity and hospitality.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take a passionate approach to whatever you do. Invite change, and relish adventure. Love is in the stars. A greater need to embrace life will come over you, but avoid overspending when a little creativity and ingenuity will do.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Educate yourself about an interest you want to pursue or a person who fascinates you. A trip will pay off in whom you meet and what you discover. Idle time will be your enemy. A change of routine will give you a new lease on life.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Financial, legal, and contractual developments can be expected. Keep tabs on the progress and on everyone involved. Precision and clarity are key to things turning out in your favor. A concern about property will change.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Clear up any unfinished business before the weekend. A partnership will grow closer if you share your thoughts and intentions. A passionate encounter should be planned. Your actions will affect the outcome of a relationship.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Do whatever it takes to boost your confidence. Enhancing your appearance will help. Participate in events that challenge you mentally or physically. Do what you can to make superiors aware of your skills. Keep busy, and avoid negative people.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Make plans to fix up your digs, make changes to your property, or even move. Spending time with family will be rewarding and allow you to make personal changes with the approval of loved ones. Open your home to friends and relatives.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Get your facts straight before you talk to someone you are concerned about. You mustn't meddle or you may end up being blamed for leading someone down the wrong path. Rely on your past experience to keep you out of trouble.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The past will have a lot to do with your present circumstances. Have old information readily available in case someone wants to disrupt your plans. Reunite with someone who helped you a lot in the past and new possibilities will develop.

 

 

 

 


Things I refuse to buy:

• Drugs: All I gotta do is stand in the elevator at 2 in the morning and inhale the remnants of someone else's hotbox.

• College-ruled notebooks: What? Just because I'm in college means I all-of-a-sudden start writing smaller?

• Ugly Christmas sweaters: Why pay money for something I can get for free in my frumpy aunt's closet?

• A graphing calculator: Or any math paraphernalia for that matter. That stuff should be illegal.

• A new book bag: What's wrong with having the same one since I was in eighth grade? At least it's not the one I had before that … the pink one, with the wheels, and a big Tweety Bird on it.

• Heels that I can't walk in: They just need to get me from "Bar A" to "Bar B" and not be too expensive to trust in the hands of the nice guy helping me into the taxi. Oh … I guess he's coming, too?

• Body butter: What am I, a piece of toast? It's hard enough being a piece of meat … now I have crumbs?!?

• Ink pens: There's nothing wrong with the Viagra pen I found in the Panchero's bathroom. Also: it's fun to take notes with it in class and make sure the label faces my professor. Just sayin'.

• Chapstick: Because the Avoid the Stork campaign has me set for life.

• Flatware: Marketplace fork, meet purse.

• Expensive flip-flops: Why spend more than two bucks on something my grandma is gonna call "thongs"?

— Trisha Spence is pretty sure she still has her Tweety backpack.













 
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