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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You don’t have to make a big splash. Tone down, and let your creativity lead you to victory. Moderate plans will have a far greater effect on the people you are trying to impress. Participation is good, but there is a limit to what you should offer.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): As long as you shelve your emotions, you will do fine. Hit your target with facts and figures that demonstrate how practical and capable you are. Thoughts must be followed by actions, and your actions must reflect your ideas and plans, not someone else’s.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Personal problems will develop if you socialize with people who are clingy. You need to explore new possibilities and places. Put your priorities in order, and question what’s going on around you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Do what you can to help others, and you will get help in return. The little changes you make will be noticed the most. Add the small touches at home that make you feel more comfortable. Romance is in the stars.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Expand your relationships with colleagues, peers, and people who share your skills and interests, and you will find opportunity. Don’t offer anything that you will not be able to provide easily. Favors will be called in as quickly as you offer them.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): An unusual turn of events will lead to something satisfying and adventuresome. You will learn from the experiences you have, as well as from the people with whom you converse. A trip will bring you in contact with someone who interests you personally.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You will make mistakes, but you will also discover valuable information in the process. Don’t let anger take over, or you may miss the point. Focus on the positive and what you can acquire by following the rules.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You will have difficulty getting through to people who have an agenda that differs from yours. Follow your own path, and don’t worry what others do. You may be led astray by someone who wants to control you. Don’t be fooled by a fast-talking braggart.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Someone who doesn’t trust you will be watching closely. Consistency will be necessary, along with follow-through. Confusion while traveling or conversing with someone you love will cause stress. You need to make a couple of personal changes to move forward.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Check the track record of any investment or any individual with whom you are considering working for financial gains. It is best to focus more on your own skills or assets. Being responsible for someone else will lead to limitations.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Review all information before moving forward. Good fortune can be yours, but only if you put in the time and effort instead of relying on others. Emotional matters must be dealt with quickly, but you mustn’t make an impulsive decision.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Make time to network with people who can help you build a following in your chosen industry. Getting ahead will be all about how you position yourself. Romance is in the stars.

 

 

 

 


Thoughts I’ve had while driving

• Oh no … not this song. Oh no … not the accompanying memories. Oh no … here it comes … I must … resist … urge to … I’M A BITCH! I’M A TEASE! I’M A GODDESS ON MY KNEES! OK … OK … I can turn the station now.

• Whoops … I had the windows down.

• Great, now I’m stuck listening to Delilah’s sappy radio stories.

• Crap … there’s a cop in the next lane, and we’re sitting side-by-side at this red light. It’s green … why isn’t he speeding up? Don’t pull me over … don’t pull me over … pleeeaaase don’t pull me over … don’t make me show him my license … please don’t make me show him that damn picture … Oh! Maybe I can show him my Ledge picture instead …

• Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

• Sweet Baby Cheez-Its, forgive me … I just killed a butterfly.

• You wanna know what I’m gonna do, buddy? I’m gonna stay here in this convenient little turning lane and wait until this green arrow goes yellow before I turn. That’s what you get for trying to ride my ass: a red light.

• Darnit. Gas is 2 cents cheaper here.

• I’m pretty sure I’m the reason they have to keep repainting these lines …

• Speed bumps make me giggle.

• Seriously: How are we not there yet?

• I really have to pee. Ummmm, no, that truck stop looks sketchy … Maybe the next one will be OK … Or maybe the next one … I HAVE TO PEE … The next one …

• Goodness … my eye shadow is uneven … Let me just take care of that real quick …

Trisha Spence advises walkers to stop, look, and listen at least twice.













 
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