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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take your time, and do a great job. Don’t give in to someone pressuring you to make a decision. You have to establish your position so that you send a clear message to any trying to manipulate you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t back away from controversy when you should step up and own the spotlight. Show everyone your strength of character and that you cannot be bought. Network with people who have strong opinions; you will end up collaborating and coming up with a doable deal.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Impulse spending must be curbed to stay within your budget. Keep an open mind, and you will find a solution to a problem that has been hanging over your head. Don’t neglect the ones you love.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t allow anyone to take up your time with matters that aren’t important to you. Focus on the things that need immediate attention. A rash decision that will affect your professional position or personal status must be avoided.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Put everything else aside, and concentrate on getting ahead professionally. Whether you sign up for a course or apprenticeship that will help you earn more money, or apply for a better position, you will make your way to greater financial freedom. Good fortune awaits you if you strive to reach your goals.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Talk to your peers about ideas you would like to implement. Love should be your main concern during the evening hours. Don’t be afraid to share your feelings and your plans.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll be torn between what you want to do and your responsibilities. Don’t waste time arguing when you should be moving quickly to free up the time you need to do as you please. An unusual interest will give you something to think about.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You have lots to consider before you make changes that will alter your future. Observe what the people around you do before you make a decision. Focus on your personal situation and how you can make it better.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You have the edge and can match any challenge. Don’t lead someone on, or you will face an emotional situation that is difficult to fix. Honesty will count, no matter what or whom you are dealing with. You can do well in business as long as you aren’t swallowed up by personal obligations.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take care of personal papers, legal, and financial matters, or anything you feel is your responsibility. Taking care of business quickly and efficiently will impress someone who has something to offer. Be leery of a joint venture.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A settlement can be resolved that will help you financially, legally, or emotionally. You may have to reciprocate if someone offers a helping hand. Clear up any confusion by asking pertinent questions before you move forward.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t procrastinate. Firm up any offer before someone steps in and takes your place. You can make professional moves that will help you earn more. A partnership with someone from your past will help bring you in touch with new people.





D&D spells that sound like STDs:

• Aching Dread

• Barkskin

• Blackstaff

• Blistering Radiance

• Brambles

• Burning Blood

• Camel’s Tenacity

• Chaav’s Laugh

• Circle of Death

• Color Spray

• Corpse Candle

• Creeping Doom

• Faerie Fire

• Horrid Wilting

• Insignia of Alarm

• Lesser Shadow Tentacle

• Mark of Justice

• Maw of Chaos

• Melf’s Acid Arrow

• Mestil’s Acid Sheath

• Nature’s Balance

• Nybor’s Gentle Reminder

• Quillfire

• Repulsion

• Shrink Item

• Slow Burn

• Spike Stones

• Symbol of Pain

• Touch of Idiocy

• Wood Rot

Andrew R. Juhl notes that these are all v3.5 D&D spells. v4.0 is for nerds.

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