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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Discuss what you can do to make relationships and your personal life better. Peace and calm are required, along with a reasonable and responsible response that will help you get back on track. A minor adjustment is all that’s needed.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take care of you first and foremost. Focus on love, romance, and new possibilities that will add to your experience, knowledge, and future. You won’t have to say much if you take action.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Ups and downs can be expected. You will enjoy the benefits of friendships but will experience problems with relationships that expect more than you are willing to give. Focus on how you can exploit your skills and talents.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Anxiety will prevail if you don’t keep things simple. Focus on what’s really important, and forget about all the little extras that don’t really matter. Take baby steps until you reach your destination.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may want to start something new, but until you take care of unfinished business, it is best to stay focused on the task at hand. Using force may be one option, but it’s probably not the best one if you don’t want to upset the people you are dealing with.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Make the first move, rule the moment, and control the outcome. You have to be 100 percent behind what you do if you want to get results. Opportunity knocks, and you must be ready to take advantage of what’s being offered.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Put your time and effort into something you believe in, and you will feel good about your efforts. Don’t waste time overreacting or overspending. Keep things moderate and moving along.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t give out too much information. You’ll be criticized for your beliefs. Stick to physically doing things for others and saying as little as possible. Your actions will grab positive attention, not what you say or try to enforce. Deception is evident. Question anything you find odd.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ll be torn between what you want to do and what you are able to do. You have to balance your time so you don’t miss out on something that is fun and can lead to interesting new connections or knowledge.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can make some interesting money moves if you are quick to take advantage of a deal. Making changes at home will pay off emotionally and financially. You must prepare to divvy up obligations in order to free up your time for more important business.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Look at all your options before you make a commitment. You can advance if you are responsible and practical and fix past mistakes before you move forward. If something is not within your budget, take a pass and keep your cash.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Avoid mixing business with pleasure. Demands may be made, but that doesn’t mean you have to cave in. Colleagues will have a greater interest in you than you realize. Be careful not to lead on someone unintentionally.

 

 

 

 


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• Because I’m sure you’ve probably sat there before, reading the Ledge, thinking, “What a bunch of talentless hacks.” Well, now you, too, can be one of those talentless hacks.

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— Andrew R. Juhl strenuously encourages you to consider joining our expanding team of Ledge writers.













 
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