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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t take a back seat when you should be engaging in worthwhile conversations that allow you to promote one of your ideas. Reworking an old goal to better suit the economic climate will draw attention that you couldn’t drum up in the past. Professional gains are apparent.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Say little; do a lot. The busier you are with work and accomplishing your goals, the better. Not everyone will agree with you, but if you focus on what’s important, you will make substantial gains. Love is in the stars.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be in the mood to explore new avenues, but before you travel down a path that may also lead to unforeseen trouble, do your research. A problem with children or your lover is likely to distract you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Say what is on your mind, and clear the air before someone gets the wrong impression. Romance is highlighted, and the opportunity to meet new people is present if you participate in an event you believe in.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Look to expand a business prospect or to apply for a new position. Opportunities are available, but if you are looking to start at the top, you may end up disappointed. You can get ahead, but you have to prove your potential.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You can learn a lot if you observe what others do and say. There is room for change, and with the right combination of hard work and detail, you will make a good impression on someone who can influence your future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do what you can to stabilize your financial position. A third party may put a damper on your plans by referring to the price or authenticity of something you are considering buying or selling. Leave enough room to make last-minute changes to a deal.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The way you treat others will be directly linked to what you receive in return. An honest assessment of who you are and what you are contributing to the relationships you are in will be necessary if you plan to move forward.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It will be difficult to get away with anything. A problem while traveling will be due to confusion, delays, or detours. An emotional matter cannot be resolved unless you are willing to compromise.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t leave anything to chance or to someone else to finish. You have to take a hands-on approach, especially where money and your possessions are concerned. Love is prominent, and it will enhance your life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Arguing will not pay off, but discussing the way you feel will lead to a solution you can live with. Favors will be granted if you ask, but before you do, make sure you understand what’s expected in return.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Partnerships are highlighted. Talk business, get answers, and sign deals. Your aggressive behavior will be seen as an asset, and you will be admired for your candor. Put time aside to enjoy the company of people who enjoy the same pastimes as you.

 

 

 

 


Life is like a box of chocolates …

• … decidedly more expensive the month before Christmas.

• … sometimes smooth, sometimes sticky, sometimes bumpy, and sometimes you encounter a nut.

• … by the time you’re done with it, you just want to sleep.

• … a lot more complicated if you can’t read instructions.

• … it’ll make you choke sometimes.

• … more fun coming in than going out.

• … better with some decent wine.

• … except that it’s not a box and not made of chocolate.

• … a surprise gift that’s not always appreciated.

• … only truly wasted if thrown away before it’s finished.

• … the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts.

• … only truly enjoyable for a maximum of three days.

• … less expensive at Wal-Mart but also worse.

• … the French think they do it better.

• … purchasable on the Internet.

• … old ladies have them, but you don’t want the ones that old ladies have.

• … you shouldn’t take it from a stranger.

• … if you come to it late, all that’s left is are the hardest options.

• … of very slight comfort to the homeless.

• … it’s a bad idea to leave a child with one unsupervised.

• … the best chunks often go to children.

• … rife with spaces that could be filled with chocolate.

• … the crappiest ones last the longest.

• … it lasts longer if you know how to keep your mouth shut.

• … you probably won’t need a knife, but it also probably wouldn’t hurt.

• … more fun late at night than in the morning.

• … not as harmful if you brush your teeth and exercise regularly.

• … if it last too long, it gets stale.

• … eventually, you’re gonna eat it.

Andrew R. Juhl likes the cherry ones.













 
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