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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Fill up your social calendar. Get involved in activities that allow you to show off everything you have to offer. Welcome competition, and prepare to give your very best. You will get something in return.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't underestimate the extent or cost of a job. Communication will be the key to your success and will open a window of opportunity that will broaden your vision regarding how you can diversify. Travel for pleasure or involvement with groups will promote friendships.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Confusion can be expected regarding a job. Problems at home or with domestic property will be difficult to fix. Don't believe everything you hear. Find out firsthand what is wrong, and do what you feel is needed to improve the situation.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Reuniting with people you have worked with in the past will bring about new opportunities. Discuss your views and what you have to offer. Don't wait for things to come to you, get out and make things happen. A short trip will help you seal a deal.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take part in something you believe in, and your energy and ideas will result in a leadership position. A chance to make a professional move that benefits you financially and improves your status is evident if you answer ads, talk to your boss, or start your own business.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Be careful how you approach people who can influence your future. Pushing someone into something will not bring good results. Open up possibilities through conversations that allow everyone to contribute.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your overly sensitive nature will cause confusion. Before you react, make sure you fully understand what others are saying or asking you to do. Put more effort into a moneymaking endeavor. Consider making a residential move or renovating or redecorating.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may feel jealous or taken for granted, but how you handle matters will determine the outcome. If you are fun to be with, everyone will want to be with you. A short trip will help you rekindle a relationship.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll be ready to spend money on luxury items, but before you make an impulsive purchase, consider how you can improve your surroundings to better suit your current needs.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take care of any responsibilities quickly so you can get on to bigger and better pastimes. Make sure you put a cap on how much you are willing to spend to please someone you love.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Partnerships will take priority. Don't overreact to what is said or done. Present a practical plan. Your future will ride on the way you handle others, as well as your ability to put innovative ideas into play, keep things simple, and stay within a budget.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Socializing and networking will be enriching if you listen to those who have a different approach to life. Greater opportunities for romance will develop through the conversations you have. Put a little effort into updating your image; the compliments you receive will boost your confidence.

 

 

 

 


People spotted over the span of a one-hour lunch break in the lobby of a very nice Boston hotel:

• Coming out of the same elevator at the same time: one man so tall he has to duck and one man so fat he has to turn sideways.

• 13 Asian tourists having their picture taken in front of an excessively large papier-mâché walrus.

• One woman on the opposite side of that same walrus, readjusting her cleavage and picking the thong from her butt.

• One man with a "HELLO, my name is Dr. Kimble" sticker over his left shirt pocket, being followed closely behind by a one-armed man. Yes, really.

• Three possible cravats, one obvious dickey.

• One man who — and words fail me in trying to provide a better description—looked like a very large gnome.

• One covert spy (first day on the job).

• One woman who I would have thought was a hooker if not for her Coach purse (which could have been a knockoff, I guess, but I like giving people the benefit of the doubt).

• One man jotting things down on a legal pad, increasingly angering the woman sitting across from him because she thinks that he's writing about her. But he wasn't. Until just now.

• One man with a unibrow so impressive that I can only assume it was grown in a lab.













 
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