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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take action when dealing with friends, neighbors, and relatives. Your reputation will precede you, bringing about new opportunities. Don't let an emotional problem slow you down or stand in your way.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't hold back when what you need is to be more outspoken. You'll be delighted by the number of people who feel the same way you do. You will find it easy to accomplish your goals once you get started.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Unusual circumstances will arise at work regarding a colleague or client. Do your best to help out. Your attention to the matter will be noticed by someone in charge. Good fortune is heading your way.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Consider signing up for a course that will allow you to diversify or change your vocation altogether. Someone you have worked with in the past will have some noteworthy thoughts with regard to your current situation.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make a statement. You will pick up information that is critical to something you are interested in pursuing. A display of emotion will let others know how strongly you feel.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will gain popularity if you relax and have some fun or if you join a group that will expand your interests. It is best to avoid altercations with coworkers. Plan to attend a function in the evening that will help you make new acquaintances.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't let your responsibilities cause you to miss out on something you really want to do. Before you make a decision to change your living arrangements, consider the consequences. It may cost you more than you realize.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can impress others with your mental and physical abilities, your sportsmanship, and your innovative ideas. You will attract partners and make new friends if you get out and enjoy events. A chance to enhance a love relationship will develop if you include her or him in your plans.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Take a close look at the information you are being given. Not everyone will be telling you the whole truth, and it's vital that you get the facts before you make a decision that will alter your future.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Uncertainty should be a warning signal to take a wait-and-see approach to a matter concerning a friend, relative, or neighbor. If you offer your assistance before you understand what's transpired, you may get caught in the middle of a mess.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Money matters are looking up, and a chance to use your talents to make extra cash will develop. Someone offering something that is too good to be true is probably trying to take advantage of you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Avoid a fight with someone you are close to, and you will be able to enjoy your day and make headway with your projects. You can enhance a love relationship by mingling with other singles or making special plans for two.





TV Mash-Ups I Might Watch:

• Knight Knight: Michael Knight is bitten by vampire fever. He becomes a detective by night, sleeping in KITT, his intelligent car, by day. Each episode ends with Knight stumbling around town, topless, low on blood, and eating cold cheeseburgers while KITT inevitably finishes solving the case.

• Office Rock: When the Sheinhardt Wig Company forces its GE subsidiary, NBC Universal, to acquire all holdings of Sabre (and with it, the Dunder-Mifflin Paper Co.) for "synergistically compatible printer and stationary overflow," Jack Donaghy becomes the new office manager. Meanwhile, Dwight decides to restart his career as an NBC page, much to Kenneth's dismay. Hilarity and chaos ensue, but in the end, Paper always beats Rock.

• Happy Glee: History will never be the same as the gang from Glee go back to the '50s. Join them as they sock hop, outrun homicidal hillbilly homophobes, and roller skate 'round the clock tonight.

• M*A*S*H*E*R: Hawkeye Pierce moves the Swamp to Cook County. There, he surgically implants up his special brand of dramedy while fighting the deadened administrative bureaucracy and counseling the young upstart, Dr. Carter, on how to seduce Hot Lips.

• Gilligan's Bunch: Gilligan takes the Brady Family on a three-hour tour, only to shipwreck them near an uncharted island. Stranded, attempting to survive without a single luxury, they love and grow. Eventually, Bobby gets eaten.

• NYPD Blue CHiPs: Jon and Ponch have a grittier look and feel as they take on the mean streets of NYC, armed with only their charm, choppers, and some gratuitous male butt nudity THAT NOBODY EVER WANTED.

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