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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Impulsive spending must be avoided. If you have to spend, invest in something that will help you obtain more skills and follow a more lucrative path. Opportunities are readily available, but you have to reach out and grab them.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep your thoughts a secret for the time being. You have nothing to gain by displaying anger or upset. Putting time and energy into travel, learning, and revamping your personal philosophy will bring greater wisdom and interesting plans.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You'll be busy, with plenty to discuss and to suggest. Before you get too involved, be conscious that not everyone within earshot is interested in your plans or wants to work with you. Handpick the people to whom you entrust your ideas.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Let your imagination wander and your interaction with other people feed your mind with new possibilities. You can accomplish anything you set your mind to if you don't have a defeatist attitude.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Strategize and play it safe. Know your limits and how to make the most of your assets. There is plenty of opportunity to make critical changes that will alter your life if you make the right choices.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take a mental-health day or plan for an evening out with friends or someone you love. You will have an epiphany regarding your lifestyle and how you want it to unfold. Lots of changes are heading in your direction.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You may be called upon for your expertise. Problems at home or with a responsibility that is dumped on you must not stop you from following through with your plans.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Focus on your accomplishments and what you learn from the experience you have with others. Communication will be of utmost importance. Your ideas are excellent; now, all you have to do is put your plans into motion.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Get out and do your thing, but don't exaggerate or make promises you will not keep. Concentrate on your home and how you can make your surroundings more comfortable. Don't rule out any proposition that comes your way.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't worry too much about what others think or say. Let bygones be bygones, and go about your business. Love is in the stars, and any chance you get to spend with someone you care for must be taken.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep a secret if you must. Giving out too much information will work against you or hold you back. Someone you trust will let you down. A chance to increase your income is apparent if you are willing to take action and sign up for what's required.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You will benefit the most if you socialize and network with people who have expertise in an area you want to learn more about. Romance is highlighted, and time spent with people who share your interests will lead to love. Self-improvement projects will pay off.

 

 

 

 


Care Bears Deaths

• Surprise Bear: Heart Attack

• Take Care Bear: Fell down a manhole.

• Grams Bear: Flipped her Corvette.

• Tenderheart Bear: Cardiomyopathy.

• Funshine Bear: Skin cancer.

• Share Bear: Advanced HIV, contracted from unsterilized needles.

• Champ Bear: Pancreatic failure (caused by excessive steroid use).

• Love-A-Lot Bear: Untreated syphilis.

• Good Luck Bear: Choked on a wishbone.

• Friend Bear: Murdered.

• Cheer Bear: Suicide.

• Perfect Panda & Polite Panda: Murder-suicide.

• Bedtime Bear: tragic car accident (fell asleep at the wheel); bits of plush and cotton stuffing everywhere.

• Birthday Bear: Old age.

• Wish Bear: Had a bad day and wished he'd never been born.

• Baby Hugs Bear: Died in incarceration, serving out 155-consecutive years for a series of child-abuse convictions.

• Baby Tugs Bear: You don't wanna know.

• Secret Bear: unknown.

• Harmony Bear: Spontaneous combustion.













 
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