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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A personal problem at home will develop if you aren’t careful in the way you handle people. The more aware you are of the pitfalls that can occur, the less chance that you will end up being disappointed and disgruntled.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): New acquaintances will develop with people you meet through events or activities. Your input will intrigue someone who has interesting plans that can benefit from what you have to offer. Don’t underestimate yourself.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Reuniting with old friends will help you put your life back in perspective. Remembering your dreams and aspirations will help you make a decision that will affect your future prosperity. An unexpected offering will set your mind at ease.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your emotions will be difficult to control. Spend time developing creative ideas or discussing vacation plans with someone you love. Learn whatever you can through experience or from an expert. Don’t let the changes disrupt your world or cause you worry.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take a unique approach to financing, budgeting, and building your assets. You don’t have to overspend to get ahead. Show your ability to be prudent, efficient, and practical and you can advance. Take a trip if it will lead to a promotion or professional security.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Choose to help others, and in the end, you will help yourself. Check out opportunities by attending a trade show or signing up for a business seminar. Don’t let a relationship cost you emotionally or financially. Make last-minute changes to prevent an unfortunate loss.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do something that will make you happy and boost your confidence. A little rest and relaxation or pampering will do you good. Updating your image will give you a change of attitude regarding your personal life and what you can achieve.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You need to figure out what you want to do next, and there is no better way than to do the things you enjoy the most. Once you are relaxed and feeling good, you will recognize a profitable endeavor that can lead to personal and financial victory.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Love can be a wonderful thing, but encountering a fickle situation with someone is likely if you let temptation take over. Don’t be led astray. Liven up a good relationship that needs a pick-me-up.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t let someone cost you. Paying for others’ mistakes doesn’t help. Put your money into your home, your family investments, and travel plans. Your strength and courage will lead to your success.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Stay within your means and you will avoid a stressful situation. A decision regarding your residence will help to stabilize your life. Someone special will make you an offer you cannot refuse. A commitment will help you stay focused.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Initiate some of your old ideas, and incorporate them into your current goals. Success awaits you. Networking will allow you to choose the best person possible to join your team. Don’t let love cost you emotionally or financially.





You Should Write a Ledge:

• “You should write a Ledge about how they should make 3/4 gallon milk cartons, because I always run out of milk when I buy half gallons, but a full gallon always sours before I can finish it.”

• “You should write a Ledge with a political agenda. Like how people love to protect cute animals from bad things, but we use the corpse of a sponge to clean stuff.”

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• “You should write a Ledge about the afterlife and just leave it all blank, man. That would freak people out.”

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