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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’ll be anxious to make changes that can help you engage in new hobbies, pastimes, and financial gains. Take past experience to heart, especially when dealing with people who can influence your status.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Practical is the key word. If you are reasonable, you will prosper. It’s important that you contemplate the dos and don’ts before you take a step forward. Someone is likely to give you false information if you appear gullible.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The less you let others know about your plans, the easier it will be to accomplish your goals. You will need to make some alterations along the way and should try to think as far ahead as possible. Don’t limit the possibilities by wasting time.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’ll have trouble making up your mind, and when you do, you will still wonder if you are doing the right thing. As long as you stick to the rules and are honest in your approach, everything will work out fine.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ll be given the benefit of a doubt when dealing with organizations or groups you join. Offering your help and suggestions will enable you to bring about much-needed change, putting you in a leadership position. Love is in the stars.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Concentrate on what you can learn from the experiences you encounter. Don’t let anyone get the better of you professionally or take advantage of your skills, talent, or ability to get things done. Protect your assets and your status.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You are in control whether you realize it or not, so stop second-guessing, and start putting your plans into motion. Talks will lead to deals and getting the help you need to follow through. Romance is highlighted.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You really need a break, a change, a bit of a boost. Take the initiative, and look into something that interests you. Attending a seminar or networking with people you can learn from should be your intent.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ll be able to make headway with regard to business and partnerships. Don’t be afraid to put a deal on the table that is a little in your favor. You have the confidence and the experience to take on greater responsibilities and therefore to get a higher return.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put greater emphasis on learning and finding out all you can about a project or skill you want to pursue. You’ll learn quickly. Take your time while traveling or taking part in anything that could result in injury.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Time spent on improvements that affect you personally or that will improve your assets should be your goal. You can stabilize your life in many aspects by making a commitment that secures your position. Love is in the stars.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep your feet on the ground, and refuse to let anyone goad you into an argument you cannot win. Use your head, and pick the most practical path. This is no time to take a risk or to let your productivity be hampered by emotions.





Know your Ledge author:

• Ironically, every time I hear “ennui” I giggle because I think “Ennweeeeee” — like I’m going down a slide of perpetual discontent and general malaise.

• I’ve always thought The AristoCats was a movie version of “The Aristocrats joke” but with vile, disgusting things done by and to cats, like some sort of sick feline snuff film. I refuse to believe it is anything else and will never watch it.

• When I was a kid and went to Sunday school and sang “Jesus Loves Me,” I always thought the part that goes “little ones to him belong, they are weak but He is strong” was actually “Little wants to him be long, they are weak but he is strong.” As in, there was this dude named “Little” who, appropriately, was pretty small, and he just wanted to be bigger, longer. Then, through the healing, long-making power of Jesus Christ, he got his wish, and now everyone else is weak and he is strong and will smash all to smithereens with Jesus’ awesome love. Unfortunately for my parents, I think that might have been the last time I found catechism even the slightest bit interesting.

• I’ve never seen The Human Centipede, but I know that I will probably hate it because the doctor goes about it all wrong. He tries to connect people through only their digestive tracts, but you’d have to connect ALL the organ systems for it to really work. I think the better way to go about centipedification would be to take a torso and head of one person, then splice-in the torso and arms of several other people, then connect one pair of legs at the end. Kind of like what Frankenstein did with his monster, but as a centipede. And, yes, I have thought A LOT about this.

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