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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Address the past so that you can move forward. Agitation will be a direct result of not following your heart, your dreams, and your goals. Not everyone will like your decisions, but it’s you who has to live with them.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t let the little things bother you. Keep things in perspective, and do your best to enjoy friends and family. What you project will determine what you get back mentally, physically, and emotionally.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Not everything will be as good as it sounds. Let charm and communication become your tickets to success. Put more effort into your personal needs and making self-improvements that will bring you greater wisdom and update your image.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You can count on your friends and peers for help. Taking a different approach will help bring about support and greater interest. Someone from your past who has something to contribute should be included.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Offer your services, but don’t let anyone take advantage of you professionally. Be careful not to take on more than you can handle. Concentrate on the projects that you feel are worthwhile and that show off your talents.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s idle time or trying to do the impossible that will hold you back. Give someone a nudge if it will help you get things moving. Social networking will pay off. People you encounter now will help you in the future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You can make a strategic move that will benefit you for years to come. Learning or making a move from one location to another will play in your favor. By jumping in and getting things started, you will make a statement that will help you win favors.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t be fooled by the price someone gives you for a job or contract. You’ll be quick to change your mind or revert to something that you feel safe using as a guideline. Emotions will escalate, but in the end, you will get what you want.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Follow your heart, and you’ll find satisfaction in the changes you make. Taking the initiative in a relationship will bring you greater control. Set your goals high, but be reasonable about what you can achieve before you make someone a promise.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can sort through a lot of personal problems by discussing your choices and the direction you want to follow. Getting the support you need will ease your stress and help you make required moves. Socializing will broaden the possibilities.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Emotional matters can stand in your way. Don’t limit the possibilities because someone is asking you to take on a responsibility that doesn’t belong to you. Instead, expand your knowledge and your friendships with people with similar interests.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your experience can help you a lot now. Don’t make the same mistake with someone who can alter your life. Be willing to take a back seat if it will help you get ahead. You don’t always have to be the one in control.

 

 

 

 


Why Cyclists Should Always Ride in the Street:

• Because who doesn’t enjoy having their rush hour elongated by having a 12 mph governor placed in front their car? Yay, more drive-time radio.

• Because cyclists are more likely to ride recklessly if they know they’ll just run into soft people, cushy buildings, and pillow-like trees. They need the structure of the road and the constant fear of grotesquely painful death to keep them in check.

• Because at least if cyclists are in the road, then cops can write them tickets — which they totally do.

• Because when walking my inbred toy poodle, I don’t want to worry about him thinking he can take down a cyclist and going after those delicious-looking tires.

• Because my entire bar crawl of 30 people shouldn’t have to move 2 whole feet to the left when we shut down a block of sidewalk debating which bar has the cleanest bathrooms.

• Because if a cyclist crashes on the sidewalk he might get a few boo-boos, but if a he crashes in the street, he’ll probably get seriously injured. We have two hospitals in this city, so riding in the street is what’s good for the local economy.

• Because roving packs of one to two joggers need as much space as they can get.

• Because when I walk around town with my 5-year-old cousin, I don’t want to be forced to watch him. That’s what the leash is for.













 
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