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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Think before you make an impulsive move that will have life-altering effects. There are other factors you aren’t taking into account. Patience will be required if you don’t want to end up backtracking.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take advantage of any opportunity to pick up information that can help you expand your horizons. Talk to people with experience and knowledge in what you want to pursue. Once you make a decision, don’t waffle, or someone you need on your team will lose confidence in you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your patience will be tested if you get into an emotional discussion with someone who needs your help. You must be creative with the way you go about assisting others, or you will be taken for granted. A change of plans will leave you wondering which way to turn.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Someone will keep changing plans. Refuse to give in to anyone trying to control your life. Focus on what you can do to reach your goals. An opportunity is present with the potential to lead to business prospects and partnerships.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep things simple, and don’t exceed your budget, no matter what you come up against. There will be a chance to make changes that will alter your life or your geographical location, and you don’t want to miss out because you spent all your cash elsewhere. Romance is highlighted.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Deception and disillusionment are apparent, especially where business and dealing with colleagues are concerned. An investment may be tempting, but if it goes above and beyond what you can afford, take a pass. Not everyone will be legitimate.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Accept the inevitable, but don’t instigate change. You’ll have enough to contend with just keeping up with what’s already happening all around you. Put your time, effort, and energy into something constructive. Socialize and network.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can make financial gains if you invest properly or you take an unusual approach to acquiring property or items that can grow in value. Keep the momentum flowing, and the interest will continue to mount until you are in an excellent position.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You are overdue for a change that will motivate you to re-establish ties with people who can help you get ahead now. You will finally get the recognition you deserve. Love and romance are highlighted.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ll feel burdened by responsibilities. The people who count on you will be more demanding than usual. You have to leave room to take care of matters that are important to you. Giving too much will cause emotional stress.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can make changes to the way you do things regarding your health and well-being. Preparation will ensure that you get better results. Your expertise will be recognized and rewarded.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Someone who isn’t pleased with the way you’ve been handling personal affairs will raise an issue that you have been avoiding. Offer an explanation before inaccurate assumptions are made. Express your concerns openly.





Things Learned While Hanging Out at the Avengers’ Mansion:

• Captain America’s shield doubles as a sweet hors-d’oeuvre platter.

• Always wear shoes; Thor always leaves that dang hammer in the toe-stubbiest of places.

• Don’t drink the unmarked beer in the fridge; it’s Wolverine’s, and he gets mad.

• Tony Stark hates it when you put on his Iron Man helmet and do his impression.

• Don’t bother sitting on the sofa unless you want to walk around covered in Beast’s fur for the rest of the day.

• Tigra. Hairballs. Everywhere. Like I said before: wear shoes.

• Never ask Hawkeye to pass anything at the dinner table.

• Wonder Man loves to show people “the real reason they call [him] ‘Wonder Man.’ ” Ant-Man hates this joke.

• Superman comes by more often than you’d expect to vent about the “friggin’ schmucks” over in the Justice League.

• The Thing is a hugger.

• The Qunijet is not to be used for cruising chicks. You only get this warning once.

• Nick Fury’s eye patch totally switches between eyes … just watch.

• The Black Widow brings home a lot of guys, but you never see them leave.

• Spider-Man’s webbing is EVERYWHERE.

• She-Hulk finds all pickup lines laughable and ineffective. Besides, your puny human anatomy couldn’t handle it.

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