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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep things moving. Don’t break the momentum. It’s important that you finish what you start before beginning something new. Patience and diplomacy will help you come to an agreement and a decision.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Opportunities are within reach. Don’t wait for someone else to jump in and take over when it’s up to you to make things happen. You will only benefit if you are honest and your motives are sincere.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Mixed emotions will cause havoc for you if you let your personal life interfere with your professional or financial business. The time to strive for perfection in all that you do is now. A contract or an investment you’ve been working on will take a positive turn.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Recognize what you want, but don’t make an impulsive move without putting the proper strategy together. A partnership will help give you the push you need to accomplish your goals. Don’t limit what you can do because you lack confidence.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t ponder over what you can do when you should be embracing change and making things happen. Talking to experts and traveling to see people firsthand will help you make an important decision that will affect your future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Someone will misinterpret you or cause a problem for you at work. Don’t let your emotions take over, causing you to react unprofessionally. Offer a stable, secure, and bankable image.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Interacting with people who can offer you knowledge or expertise will bring about a plan to help you get ahead. Don’t allow anyone to pressure you. Pursue your own interests.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): There is plenty you can do to improve your life personally and professionally. Check out an opportunity that can lead to a contract or investment opportunity. A change that can help to redesign your lifestyle is within reach.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Nothing will be as it appears. Don’t exaggerate what you can offer. Your reputation will be at risk. Don’t try to get ahead at the expense of someone else. Play fair.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Make decisions based on facts, not emotions. You will confuse everyone if you keep changing your mind. Focus more on home, family, and improving your environment. Someone you love will need reassurance.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’ll have plenty of chances to improve your current situation and make amends with people you want back in your life. Financial gains will result if you make alterations to your living arrangements. Love is on the rise, and important relationships can be enhanced.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t talk yourself into thinking someone is offering you something when, in reality, it’s more about taking from you. Nothing is free, but that doesn’t mean you should shy away. Negotiations can turn in your favor if you play hardball.





Presidential Perks I Bet You Didn’t Know About:

• The president can wear Crocs without being ridiculed.

• The president can borrow the gun of any member of the Secret Service to shoot pop cans off the Lincoln Memorial.

• The president is allowed to force any member of Congress to “drop and give me 20.” Former presidents are allowed to do the same to incumbent presidents.

• The president can go into the White House kitchen and eat all of the chocolate out of the Neapolitan ice cream without consequences.

• Every president is automatically “frenemies” with Bill O’Reilly.

• When playing Monopoly, if the president goes to jail, s/he is allowed to pardon him/herself and not pay the $50.

• Because of a long-standing agreement, the president gets free soda and coffee refills at all BP locations.

• The president has a timeshare in Boca that Gerald Ford bought because “it seemed like a sound investment.”

• When meeting other heads of state, the president has the option to challenge them to an arm-wrestling match. Whoever loses has to ride in the front of the limo with the driver and make awkward chitchat.

• The president can make sexist and racist jokes without coming across as a jerk.

• When playing Gotcha’ Nose, the president does not have to give you your nose back.

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