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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’ll have plenty of good ideas that will attract attention and assistance. Your success will be dependent on not allowing personal or emotional issues to cloud your vision or distract you from finishing what you start.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Letting others know where you stand and what you are trying to achieve will allow you greater freedom to move ahead. You can add to your resources and the number of people upon whom you can rely to get ahead.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Choose the best people with whom to surround yourself in order to reach your goals. Love is in the stars, but not everyone who interests you will have honorable intentions. A money making deal may need a little strong arming to get what you want.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t let someone’s negative response or actions get you down. Look on the bright side of any situation you face. Be open to suggestions, and recognize what you are capable of doing on your own.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Participating in a cause you believe in will lead to all sorts of romantic possibilities if you are single. If you are involved with someone, invite her or him along, and it will enhance your relationship. You’ll be enticed by an offer.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t worry too much about what everyone around you is doing. Organization and preparation will help you get started and will enable you to finish whatever you pursue on time and with distinction.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take time out for something that will boost your confidence. Do your research, and make sure that you pick the best products, procedures, or courses to suit your needs. Visiting a friend, lover, or relative will renew your respect and admiration for one another.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Home-improvement projects will pay off. Do as much work as possible yourself. A partnership will be reinforced if you help one another achieve the lifestyle you both want. Sharing and caring will be in your best interest.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Focus more on partnerships. Making changes to your environment by setting up an area at home that is conducive to handling a hobby or enterprise will lead to profits. Don’t let anyone pressure you into any decisions.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take a walk down memory lane. It’s time to pick up where you left off with someone who has enriched your life. Make home improvements that not only will add to your comfort but will ease your stress as well.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Pay more attention to your looks, your home, and your friendships. Surround yourself with people and things that make you feel comfortable. Sharing your ideas with people who can offer suggestions and support will encourage you to get started.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Participating in events that will bring you in touch with people you have worked with or been friends with in the past will help you get back on track. An incident with someone who has made you question her or his motives should be readdressed.

 

 

 

 


Overheard at Iowa:

Guy 1: “I’ve never read the Bible.”
Guy 2: “Just a spoiler: Jesus dies, and he’s the son of God.”
Guy 1: “I know; I saw the movie.”
— Wait, when did they make a novelization out of that?
(Overheard by Trisha Spence)

“I don’t care how Facebook official our open relationship is, I am NOT buying you ice cream.”
—You gotta draw the line somewhere.
(Overheard by Anonymous)

Guy: “I read *GQ* on a regular basis.”
Girl: “Really? How often?”
Guy: “…”
Girl: “…?”
Guy: “Quarterly.”
— Those quarterlies will nickel-and-dime you.
(Overheard by Andrew R. Juhl)

“So it was a conflict between me being a person who doesn’t bite people and me being a man of my word. So I bit you.”
— When honor is concerned, sometimes you just have bite someone.
(Overheard by Andrew R. Juhl)

Girlfriend: “I want a baby.”
Boyfriend: “So take one. Manifest Destiny […] It’s the American way.”
— The Founding Fathers, was there anything they couldn’t — or didn’t — do?
(Overheard by Andrew R. Juhl)

“I totally blacked out. I remember [going to the bathroom] and was like, ‘Whoa … I ate Panchero’s last night?’ [pause] Oh, and guess what? I got the RA job.”
— In all fairness, to be a good RA, you need to have experience.

(Overheard by Nora Heaton)

— Andrew R. Juhl thanks the above contributors who originally posted on the “Overheard at Iowa” Facebook group.













 
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